Pinkie: Oooooooooooh~
Dan: NO! STOP IT!
Pinkie: When life give you lemons, you make lemonade!
Dan: I swear, I will set fire to your next three parties if you don’t stop!
Pinkie: But when life gives Dan dairy, it ain’t no parade!
Dan: My lactose intolerance does not need a catchy jingle!
“Pinkie, what kind of moronic brain fart pill did you have to take to forget to mention that you sister Maud has a metal plate in her head?! I could have mistaken her for a robot!”
“But if she was a robot she would have drank from the bowl of moonshiney I left out for the robots. Besides, robots don’t impersonate ponies here, changelings do!”
“But if she was a robot she would have drank from the bowl of moonshiney I left out for the robots. Besides, robots don’t impersonate ponies here, changelings do!”