There once was a barmaid from Wales On her chest tattooed the price of ale.
And on her behind, for the sake of the blind
was the same information in braille
There once was a girl named Alice. Who used a dynamite stick as a phallus.
They found her vagina in North Carolina,
And her asshole in Buckingham Palace.
There once was a man from Nantucket With a hankering for Chicken McNuggets
But salmonella bugs
Had got on the nugs
As he learned when he had to upchuck it.
On her chest tattooed the price of ale.
And on her behind, for the sake of the blind
was the same information in braille
There once was a girl named Alice.
Who used a dynamite stick as a phallus.
They found her vagina in North Carolina,
And her asshole in Buckingham Palace.
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who filled her vagina with glue.
She said with a grin,
if they pay to get in,
they’ll pay to get out of it too.
With a hankering for Chicken McNuggets
But salmonella bugs
Had got on the nugs
As he learned when he had to upchuck it.
Whos balls were made out of brass.
In stormy weather, they banged together.
And lightening shot out of his ass.
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