“Why is there a little alien horse in my labyrinth… And how did it get past the gate!”
“Oh, it was easy, I just flew around until I saw one of those big bird things heading in this direction, I just followed it…”
“So, what do you want xeno-horse, we can play a children’s card game if you’re interested.”
“No, I heard you were powerful, and I was wondering if you could make me into an Alicorn!”
Well… This took forever and a half to finish, but at last, it’s done… The end is neigh (Yes that pun was totally intentional and not a typo that ended up accidentally becoming a pun)… Now I just need to draw Cozy Glow as a Daemon Prince.
@infinita est lux Solis
I’d like to think just about any of the chaos gods would promise immortality when corrupting an individual.
Whether it’s a lie just to corrupt them into fulfilling their own mission or actually granting them immortality I guess depends on the particular chaos God…
But I’d like to think that tzeentch could lie and pretend to give someone immortality just to get them to act out his own plans…
I dunno, I still personally think that slaneesh throws the best parties.
@Prometheus labs CEO
I believe Lightning Dust should be a Khorne Worshiper. I brought up Nurgle because I cannot think of anyone else remotely Nurglesque, I can use Berry Punch or Mane-Iac as other Slaanesh followers, while I can’t think of anypony that would willingly follow Nurgle except for Blueblood, (since he’s a aristocrat, Immortality would be high on his list of wants).
@Communist Starlight “Oh emperor, you’re so glorious when you insult me”
“YOU FUCKING ROBOT, I FORGOT THAT YOU DONT THINK FOR YOURSELF”
“That’s right my lord!”
“I FUCKING HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH”
@Prometheus labs CEO
Father. GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, OF ALL OF MY USELESS CHILDREN, I GET THE YELLOW ONE. FUCK. WHERE CAN WE GET OUR OWN TALKING HORSE, IT’D BE BETTER THAN THIS LARGE ASS BANANA HERE.
@Communist Starlight
I can see it now “WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?”
“I said, my lord, that a talking horse has appeared to have destroyed three imperium worlds”
“A FUCKING TALKING HORSE, ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME RIGHT NOW. HOW IS IT MY EMPIRE HAS GROWN SO WEAK THAT A TALKING HORSE IS NOW A THREAT? YOU KNOW WHAT DONT ANSWER THAT, I HONESTLY DONT WANT TO KNOW ANYMORE”
Agreed.
Agreed on the whole Slaanesh thing.
I’d like to think just about any of the chaos gods would promise immortality when corrupting an individual.
Whether it’s a lie just to corrupt them into fulfilling their own mission or actually granting them immortality I guess depends on the particular chaos God…
But I’d like to think that tzeentch could lie and pretend to give someone immortality just to get them to act out his own plans…
I dunno, I still personally think that slaneesh throws the best parties.
I believe Lightning Dust should be a Khorne Worshiper. I brought up Nurgle because I cannot think of anyone else remotely Nurglesque, I can use Berry Punch or Mane-Iac as other Slaanesh followers, while I can’t think of anypony that would willingly follow Nurgle except for Blueblood, (since he’s a aristocrat, Immortality would be high on his list of wants).
Why not slaanesh? He’s an incredibly self-centered and materialistic aristocrat, in other words a perfect slaanesh follower
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Slaanesh… No. Khorne? Yes!
Slaanesh, no way someone as vain as prince blueblood would want to become a walking disease-ridden carcass
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And in the mean time the Tau Empire simply welcomes and integrates the ponies into their society.
“Oh emperor, you’re so glorious when you insult me”
“YOU FUCKING ROBOT, I FORGOT THAT YOU DONT THINK FOR YOURSELF”
“That’s right my lord!”
“I FUCKING HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH”
Father.
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, OF ALL OF MY USELESS CHILDREN, I GET THE YELLOW ONE. FUCK. WHERE CAN WE GET OUR OWN TALKING HORSE, IT’D BE BETTER THAN THIS LARGE ASS BANANA HERE.
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I can see it now
“WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?”
“I said, my lord, that a talking horse has appeared to have destroyed three imperium worlds”
“A FUCKING TALKING HORSE, ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME RIGHT NOW. HOW IS IT MY EMPIRE HAS GROWN SO WEAK THAT A TALKING HORSE IS NOW A THREAT? YOU KNOW WHAT DONT ANSWER THAT, I HONESTLY DONT WANT TO KNOW ANYMORE”
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Had a
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