S-3125 Memetic eldritch horror “Ho ho ho, you aren’t the first naughty child to threaten me pulls out double-barrel with the barrels painted like candy canes” Posted 1 years ago Report Edited 1 years ago Link Quote Reply
Background Pony #716D NotMe: Can’t you just force me to do it to you instead? Cozy: NO! Because then it wouldn’t be RAPE! Since we’re both WILLING! NotMe: Right… *Pawing at the frozen ground* intensifies NotMe: …awkward… Cozy: I know, right. Posted 6 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
Background Pony #C567 And now she’s on the naughty list forever. Posted 6 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
Thorned Rose Ninja @David Murphy Santa: the ultimate spook…unless they track the reindeer’s semen through an animal DNA database. Posted 6 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
Background Pony #34B0 Now I want to see her in front of the sleigh in a line of reindeer. half fucked unconscious. with an angry Santa be like “4 done. 5 more to go.” well, that backfired Posted 6 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
Biker Dash The Biker Kinda feels like there’s a sociopolitical message in this piece. Posted 6 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
Frost Giant cold and cruel Santa: Go head, no one will believe you and even if they do, they won’t be able to find me. Posted 6 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
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Cozy: NO! Because then it wouldn’t be RAPE! Since we’re both WILLING!
NotMe: Right…
*Pawing at the frozen ground* intensifies
NotMe: …awkward…
Cozy: I know, right.
Santa: the ultimate spook…unless they track the reindeer’s semen through an animal DNA database.
well, that backfired