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You gotta , nopony really gives a shit about Spike. If they regularly leave him behind for various events, what makes you think anypony would bother asking him?
Background Pony #5660
I’m pretty sure death-threats we’re involved
@Kawa  
The actual explanation was ‘Kryptonian Hypnotic Eyes’, an idea that shits on everything everyone knows about hypnosis.
@Kawa  
Christopher Reeves may have done a fine job, but look at Superman the animated series, it’s like he doesn’t even care
@Mayojar77  
Superman stands up straight and proud, chest pushed forward, commanding low voice, heroic as balls.
 
Clark Kent stoops, speaks at least two octaves higher, wears baggy clothes to hide his muscles and generally looks unthreatening,
 
Both have no special things about their faces besides a firm jaw.
 
Go watch the Christopher Reeves films. That man was very good at making that shit look believable.
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He knew, he just didn’t go out in public about it, because A: He knew that the stories were really harmless in the end, and B: He knew that the town would tear them apart if they knew.  
In other words, Spike is more concerned with the wellfare of Sweetie Belle than Rarity.
@ZORDON  
we have a winner folks, I think thats the best explanation within reason
@Perteks  
For you.  
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A mail interview? Gabby would mail him the questions, and Spike would return the photo and his answers.
No body care about Spike xD  
Insert stupid image here
@poup  
More than likely. He has destroyed cities on more than one occasion because Lex Luther was involved in the construction in some way.
@Mayojar77  
I think everyone just pretends not to notice he’s superman because they are scared of him
@igotnopicks  
I know! How the fuck does that even work? And don’t give me any of that ‘Kryptonian hypnosis eyes’ shit. If that were true, he wouldn’t even need the glasses. Hell, he wouldn’t even need the suit!
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@Mayojar77  
And Superman’s glasses.
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Maybe he was bluffing.
Background Pony #A9AB
They pulled the entire interview out of their plot.
@Background Pony  
but don’t you think he would have felt pretty guilty after seeing how sad the mane 6 were?
Or maybe they made use of a trench coat and a mustache. That’s always a foolproof disguise in cartoons.
Background Pony #4428
@poup
 
He wasn’t pressured. The girls only showed interest.
Postal interview.
@Background Pony  
Spike tends to crack under pressure
Background Pony #4428
Maybe he had to swear that he wouldn’t say anything.