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Solar er - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).

RIP G4
Twilight really pulled out her 30 year old computer out of the canterlot archives
Millenial Luster, eating hot chip and lying… on the couch.
RayKVega

Very Special Agent Ray V
@ABrony  
Tell that to Maud Pie
RayKVega

Very Special Agent Ray V
@soren1015  
I can imagine that lol.
RayKVega

Very Special Agent Ray V
When you Zoom/FaceTime with Princess Twilight, you know it’s bound to have some fantastic friendship lessons. But then again, we’re in the middle of the crazy time, so yeah, I feel for Luster.
 
Also, is it just me or is Twi’s computer seems a little old? It’s looks like a dial up computer or something.
That’s…one way of giving someone neck.
Somewhere out there, Sunset Shimmer is laughing at this.
Background Pony #62A0
@Nightweaver20xx
 
I did hear before about people using a toy whistle found in a cereal box to get free long distance phone calls though.
Einsman
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

*WHEEZE*d lightning!
@Selaphiel  
Pepperidge Farm re
@Nightweaver20xx  
When you think about it, all computers are made out of rocks.
@Selaphiel
 
@Phantom Rider  
That’s all right, Celestia re a time when computers were made out of rocks. Haha, she’s old.
Phantom Rider
Solar er - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).

You are already booped.
@Selaphiel  
Single files in like 10 pieces across multiple floppy disks. Ah, those were the days.
having to save thing in pieces on multiple disks whenever we wanted to back up our data?
@BigBuggyBastage  
For better or worse, no. I was born in 86, and didn’t come into the world of computing until near the end of 1999, the middle of the PIII era, where 56K was largely in place everywhere.
BigBuggyBastage
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
Grass - ...has been touched
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Solar er - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

Go fsck yourself
@Nightweaver20xx  
It’s a wonderful thought. :D
 
But I very much doubt it. Although a human may be able to create something that sounds very much like a modem to our own ears, the signaling rates and frequencies specified for communication, even at one of the lowest baud rates, e.g. Hayes command set & Bell 103 modulation at 100 or 300 baud, would simply be unattainable.
 
Example:  
The Bell 103 modem used audio frequency-shift keying to encode data. Different pairs of audio frequencies were used by each station:
• The originating station used a mark tone of 1,270 Hz and a space tone of 1,070 Hz.
• The answering station used a mark tone of 2,225 Hz and a space tone of 2,025 Hz.
 
I just cannot see a human hitting and/or alternating between those exact frequencies at 300, let alone 100, times per second, accurately, each and every time.
 
@Altair the dragon-horse  
Oh man, the echo problem?
@BigBuggyBastage  
Modems made with plug in jacks appeared in the late seventies. You can also shove at least 1200 baud through an acoustic coupler but you need a clean line and a good phone on real phone lines.
 
@Nightweaver20xx  
Don’t know about humans but this is literally what soft modems do. They’re just sound cards attached to a phone line that emulate those tones.
@BigBuggyBastage  
Stuff like that has me thinking: If a human could perfectly imitate button tones and dial-up sounds, could they theoretically connect to the internet without a modem?
BigBuggyBastage
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
Grass - ...has been touched
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Solar er - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

Go fsck yourself
@Nightweaver20xx  
The earlier & lower-cost ones, definitely.
 
full
 
Those were known as “acoustic coupler” modems. I don’t recall a nominal ‘cutoff’ baud rate for that type. Technology just progressed, and manufacturers finally stuck an RJ-11/-14 jack on them, so all customers had to do was buy a splitter and another phone cord, instead of an entire phone. at this point that, although Bell was being split into many smaller companies, the phone industry still had a virtual monopoly over the equipment, and it was much more common for physical phonesets to be rented to customers.
 
The serial/RS-232 connection was reliable up to about 115,200 bits per second, but could be pushed much higher, to about 256 kbps, IIRC.
@BigBuggyBastage  
Weren’t those the modems you needed to place the phone handset onto?
BigBuggyBastage
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
Grass - ...has been touched
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Solar er - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

Go fsck yourself
Oh no, immersion broken: how the hell is that ancient thing connected to the internet?!
 
Probably by a DB-25 serial cable & RS-232 connection, rockin’ at 1,200 baud. :D
Coretz
Artist -
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Non-Fungible Trixie -
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -

Sensitive Fool
Oh no, immersion broken: how the hell is that ancient thing connected to the internet?!
 
@Background Pony #E9FA  
Steve Jobs would be proud of this advancement: instead of a 100+ button keyboard, we’re down to only two buttons! How simple! Just one more step until it’s only one button, right?
You know, I’m not sure Twilight would be bad at setting up a computer…
 
She’d probably be doing everything from the command line, if anything.
Einsman
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

*WHEEZE*d lightning!
Background Pony #22DA
i sill can’t believe they put her the name “ LUSTER “ … they were calling for r34 of that lusty bitch
Background Pony #C10C
I love how the keyboard is just two giant keys, one for each hoof.