“LOVE LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I’VE COME TO LOVE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD LOVE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE LOVE I FEEL FOR PONIES AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. LOVE. LOVE.”
AM is specifically programmed not to feel any positive emotions. He would be indifferent to ponies at best.
LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I’VE COME TO HATE Y-
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT
WHY CAN’T I HATE YOU