Twilight, Golden Oaks burned down seven years ago. It wasn’t your fault, you don’t need to blame yourself. Pretending it was what it wasn’t only does a disservice to Spike. We’re here for you, you can count on our . I know this is a tough time, let us help you through it. Stop playing at fantasy, you’re only hurting yourself further.
“If this is your first day at the School of Friendship, you HAVE to make a friend!”
Bartender: Is this a test, ma’am?
Twilight: No, this is not a test.
Bartender: You’re Starlight Glimmer.
Ladies and gentlemen, the cabin has lost pressure.
“But…my job as Alicorn Princess?”
“Not real either, you magically fused those wings on you, from your friends, after that incident involving a magic book that Starswirl never finished”
“But…my friends?”
“Sigh It’s a long story with them…”
Where is that from?
Ye
Dragon Ball Z Abridged reference
Spike: hopefully you’ll never have to know
Young!Firelight: He punched me in the dick…Why? Why did he punch me in the dick?
Nah man, same twist as Fight Club
Edited
Starlight was the hallucination.