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Background Pony #913A
@Background Pony #1F62  
You’re just jealous because they are better, smarter and more beautiful than you, and unlike you, they know how to use the bathroom.
poor fluffies.
@Background Pony  
Fluffy pony abs are probably the same people that animal shelters put signs for “DO NOT ALLOW ON PREMISES”
Background Pony #BEAC
@ First Background Pony: I think torture is the only way you understand.
Background Pony #A406
>Implying I would ever want a fluffy pony.  
I love my big strong and lovable chocolate lab.
Background Pony #BF9D
Torture is the only thing fluffy ponies understand. Dunk the foal in frigid water every time it does the undesired behavior.
 
The mother should be teaching it, so don’t forget to beat her every time her foal fails to use the litterbox.
-Giving the foal a good, hard squeeze, followed by a cookie when it produces.