Little personal thing than i wanted to make , just for fun x)
Stop be horny !
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Background Pony #5555
Le bonk
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Background Pony #6967
Come back once you’re off your shift; for now, you’re on company time, and what the boss pone says goes.
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X3no97
Solar er - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).

Aww at least she’s trying
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CORDZ2000
Solar Hero - Went above and beyond for the Solar Deity, drawing from the power of the sun itself to bring balance to the fight against the Lunar Insurrection (April Fools 2023).

Draconequues Lover
😂that sound effect
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Background Pony #96D6
Please give my goofy ahh pizza I don’t want your goofy ahh breasts
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Background Pony #6967
Chryssi should come back for the tip when her shift is over.
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Background Pony #6E51
Based Hooves.
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Pizzamovies
Pizzamovies - Derpi er
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
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Solar er - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
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My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
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Burger Rebellion
Confused tag addition. But this is hilarious.
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KozumoJi
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
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Son of the Young Master
Don’t make me call your parole officer!!
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Background Pony #97FC
Chryssi: Why did you do that?
Hooves: To see if you have the tingle thing.
Chryssi: I have the tingle thing, just not for bread.
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MYLITTLEBRONNY

All hail chrysalis
(sad changeling noises)
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Icarus The Lunar Guard
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
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[+ Implied Extra Sausage]
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Rainbow Spark

This is adorable. “Begone, thot!”
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Mcgridles1337
Solar er - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).

Aw poor love bug is just hungry.
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Background Pony #6967
Chrysalis: “I hope you have a big tip you want to give me.~”
Hooves: “No, bad changeling! Stay focused on your job!”
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AzriBoss
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
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Fine Arts - Two hundred s with a score of over a hundred (Safe/Suggestive)
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My Little Pony - 1992 Edition

Fennekin The Firefox
Hoovies:Go to horny jail
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Terralua

Лол)
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SinnerWhoKeepsTrying1978
Solar er - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).

I am human, hear me err.
I’m guessing Chrysalis didn’t expect to get knighted Sir Not-the-Momma with a baguette.
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skunkwolfe

That’s actually Chrysalis chirping. ☺️
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CardStock
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends
A Really Classy Artist - 250+ images under their artist tag
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Birthday Cake - Celebrated MLP's 7th birthday
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Background Pony #0CD0
Silence wench i don’t wish to be horny anymore!
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TheEbicDuck
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A.L.O.T
The pony saved us from being horny :>
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Background Pony #A1A4
I feel like Chrysalis chose this career path after watching the exact wrong videos online, and getting an entirely misguided idea of what it entails.
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Charzoid

She got the wrong pizza.
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WinterDominus
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Likes Queen Chrysalis
Cute bonk c:
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