Had this comic idea since before the movie came out, but only just now got around to getting it out.
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Pinto Bean
Bronze Trophy - Achievement Hunter
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

cancelled
Listen Hitch. Yes, rejection hurts, but it doesn’t have to change the way you feel about yourself. It’s a two way street. Maybe someday you meet a mare who has the hots for you but then you find out she has seven foals from four different baby daddies. Then what? Should you be expected to accept that baggage just because she likes you? Nopony should have to settle for someone they feel isn’t right for them. So you got rejected. At this point you have a choice. Keep trying, or give up the search and accept being alone. Either way self-love is essential. Giving in to anger and self-deprecation only makes the hurt feel worse. And indecisiveness because you feel like you’re a victim is pointless.
Background Pony #94E7
Izzy with braces just works
Iloveponies

Purple Artist
@WestRail642fan
Then what? They get married? And now Pipp and Zipp will be shocked or something like that
Background Pony #DA00
I don’t get it. For us, guys at attractiveness level and social skills level “average-or-below” it’s a problem, but why for Hitch it is? As I , “he’s got a perfect mane, shredded abs, paid-off mortgage” and stuff, shouldn’t there be for each mare, who rejected him, one or two, who attracted to him?
Background Human
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Grass - ...has been touched
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

CHS, Class of 20XX
@Background Pony #2C21
Don’t take this personally, but you sound like you’ve been on the wrong end of one too many restraining orders.
Background Pony #2C21
@Background Pony #4C66
‘No women likes whiny doormats’.
Three words, dude. ‘Sexual Assault Laws.’
Alot of guys are aware that those laws exists and they’re also aware that the women have been abusing those laws on the guys for years and lying in court about it.
The guys just got tired of the women’s shit and moved on with their lives. That’s why you’re seeing billions of women on-line looking for an guy to date and not getting many guys to date them at all. The women went too far this time with abusing the Sexual Assault Laws on the men and now they’re paying for it.
In any case, because the women have been abusing the ‘Sexual Assault Laws’ on the guys for decades, alot of guys just lost their trust in women now.
I still like HitchxZipp(Hipp?) They have the basis for a good snarkship.
Power-Up&Sky-Blue
Bronze Trophy - Achievement Hunter
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -

2 PWNYZ in 1
Arranged marriages are rarely ever happy couples with so much in common…
Not Torchik
Fifth Yacht -
Platinum Trophy - Truly S-Tier achievement hunting
Solar er - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -

A hot chick
@Background Pony #4C66
It’s not wrong, but there are female abs too so it doesn’t matter who you start a relationship with, you need to be lucky or have some sixth to detect if someone’s off.
Dust Rock
United Equestria - For ing the site
Nyx - For ing the site
Nyx - For ing the site
Nightmare in the Moon - Had their OC in the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Perfect Pony Plot Provider - er of 10+ images with 350 upvotes or more (Questionable/Explicit)
Happy Derpy! - For site ers
Platinum er - Platinum er
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition

Demonic Blood
@Rozy Fly
The time travel is real :3
Background Pony #4C66
@Rozy Fly
From my observations of the current times, it seems like there’s a shift towards some girls preferring to be in a lesbian relationship. Is that right/wrong? Depends whom you ask.
True, men in a negative state must take ownership and responsibility, no doubt. No one likes whiny doormats.
In relationships, each side expects something from the other, and it looks like men and women aren’t lining up as neatly as it used to. There are several factors to this, which I’d be glad to hear from all angles.
To the best of my knowledge, there is no scientific study to confirm that same-sex attraction is biologically natural or within the composition of the DNA of love hormones.
Setsugekka
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
Platinum Trophy - Truly S-Tier achievement hunting
Pixel Perfection - Hot Pockets Spotted
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Crystal Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Elements of Harmony - Had an OC in the 2022 Community Collab
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition

Kinky Kirin
See it positive, you still have good friends
Rozy Fly
Artist -

Sprout is the best
Never heard for any case. At least not here
Not Torchik
Fifth Yacht -
Platinum Trophy - Truly S-Tier achievement hunting
Solar er - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -

A hot chick
@Rozy Fly
Actually you can, that’s what orientation identify.
Grapefruit Face
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
Different Timelines, Same Faces - Celebrated the 15th anniversary of MLP:FiM!
Friendship Games 10th Anniversary - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Friendship Games!
Silver Trophy - Hunting those achievements for completion!
Cutest Little Devil - Celebrated the 14th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Rainbow Rocks 10th Anniversary: Adagio Dazzle - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Rainbow Rocks!
Celestial Glory - Helped others get their OC into the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.
Nightmare in the Moon - Had their OC in the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.
Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!

Me & My Delusions
From that day onward Hitch became a red-pilled incel.
Background Human
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Grass - ...has been touched
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

CHS, Class of 20XX
“Sprout, meet your new stepdad.”
Rozy Fly
Artist -

Sprout is the best
@Dust Rock
Fluttershy? Interesting
Mr.Myoozik
StarTrix Forever! - Derpi er
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
Different Timelines, Same Faces - Celebrated the 15th anniversary of MLP:FiM!
Friendship Games 10th Anniversary - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Friendship Games!
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Cutest Little Devil - Celebrated the 14th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Rainbow Rocks 10th Anniversary: Aria Blaze - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Rainbow Rocks!
Celestial Glory - Helped others get their OC into the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.

Music Enthusiast
Oh it is definitely something all of you said.
You don’t need them, you still have an entire town filled with fine bitches to be with, the journey isn’t over.
Background Pony #6FB5
And then Hitch went to the Internet to complain about how he’s entitled to have a girlfriend and that mares shouldn’t be allowed to refuse his advances.
Rozy Fly
Artist -

Sprout is the best
@Background Pony #4C66
LOL AHAHA 🤣
In which world do you live? You’re saying that girls decide overnight to become lesbians 🤣🤣🤣
You can’t become lesbian or gay, those people are born like that. And nothing is wrong with them.
What are you saying is a total fail. (Some) girls are looking to get some dick more and more, but not romantic.
If you or someone is a “frustrated, sad, lonely bachelor” men, then deal with it. Do something. It’s not girls fault but your own fault.
Background Pony #4C66
I know this is meant to be a humorous art piece, but it is also a reflection of the state of today’s real world of dating and relationships. Girls are feeling self-empowered through lesbian relationships, and the number of frustrated, sad, lonely bachelor men is on the rise.
Background Pony #08F0
Will Hitch ever score?
WestRail642fan
Fifth Yacht -
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Nightmare in the Moon - Had their OC in the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.
Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
King Sombra - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of The Crystal Empire!
Princess of Love - Extra special version for those who participated in the Canterlot Wedding 10th anniversary event by contributing art.
A Really Classy Artist - 250+ images under their artist tag
Non-Fungible Trixie -
An Artist Who Rocks - 100+ images under their artist tag

The Curator of Cursed
Hitch proceeds to assert him dominates by hooking up with Haven
Supermark
Fifth Yacht -
Gold Trophy - A trophy worthy of a truly elite achievement hunter.
Nightmare in the Moon - Had their OC in the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.
Speaking Fancy - Badge given to  that help with translations
Solar er - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Elements of Harmony - Had an OC in the 2022 Community Collab
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab

Sleepy French Butler.
Silly Hitch, just ask your marefriends for some dating tips, and help to hook you up !
Or go with Sprout.
Dust Rock
United Equestria - For ing the site
Nyx - For ing the site
Nyx - For ing the site
Nightmare in the Moon - Had their OC in the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Perfect Pony Plot Provider - er of 10+ images with 350 upvotes or more (Questionable/Explicit)
Happy Derpy! - For site ers
Platinum er - Platinum er
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition

Demonic Blood
@Rozy Fly
Yeah! Plus I totally ship this time traveler with Fluttershy :3