MOTHER FUCKIN’ LAND SHARKS!!!

A good tip. I don’t know how that would work, but then again, if it involves fluffy ponies, it’s best not to ask.
 
@Background Pony  
Well, it should be equally cruel when you have people like Batman take the delicious taste of human flesh away from sharks, Mr. Anon. That’s why people love Robert Shaw and Samuel L. Jackson. Because getting eaten by sharks helps the shark population. Besides, I don’t think fluffies taste very good in the sharks opinion, but then again, what do I know? All I’m doing is replying to an anon from (possibly) Fluffybooru about what fucking sharks eat!!!

@Background Pony  
Ah, fuck em!  
Sharks ain’t taxpayers noways!

That seems cruel to me.  
Sharks are beautiful creatures…don’t ruin the flavor of fluffy ponies for them.

You should also look into fireproofing your fluffy pony.  
Twice.