once upon a time, there was an army. it was a pegasus army. on the other hand, however, was a unicorn army. the unicorns hated the pegassi, along with the earth ponies, who were allied with the pegassi. one day, anger rose between the 3 nations and bloodlust grew higher, until they went to war.
the pegassi stood on a hill, with the unicorns across from them, while the earth ponies backed them up. “CHARGE” shouted a pegasus, as several more followed this order. they obeyed this quite well, as they advanced… this was when they heard a noise, as, among them, came a blue and white muscle car - a 1965 Cobra, with a 427 and lots of aggression to it - which pushed through the forces moving away from the hill, jumping off the thing. this car… was being treated how any muscle car should, by a familiar gray pegasus, with crossed eyes that shouted bliss… her name was Derpy, and she found this car in a barn. “there she goes” shouted the pegasus who gave the order.
Derpy moved ahead of the other pegassi, as she pulled a long claymore from under the seat, and then raised it, as more Cobras followed behind her, with swords pointed to the sky…
the pegassi stood on a hill, with the unicorns across from them, while the earth ponies backed them up. “CHARGE” shouted a pegasus, as several more followed this order. they obeyed this quite well, as they advanced… this was when they heard a noise, as, among them, came a blue and white muscle car - a 1965 Cobra, with a 427 and lots of aggression to it - which pushed through the forces moving away from the hill, jumping off the thing. this car… was being treated how any muscle car should, by a familiar gray pegasus, with crossed eyes that shouted bliss… her name was Derpy, and she found this car in a barn. “there she goes” shouted the pegasus who gave the order.
Derpy moved ahead of the other pegassi, as she pulled a long claymore from under the seat, and then raised it, as more Cobras followed behind her, with swords pointed to the sky…
No kidding.
Indeed, it has been nothing but me the whole time.
Monk! I need a monk!
Seriously, those voice taunts were great. So was that entire game, actually.
Then the mechanics fixed it up and were killed as well.
Same corner I beleive.