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Space Case

Derp is best
Nov. 1st
1, I’m not legally old enough to drink without parental supervision yet.
2, The aftertaste is shit imo
Background Pony #4518
What am I supposed to do with bedroom eyes, Noteworthy?
Background Pony #70AF
August 18th “You find out that Scootaloo is really Scootaloo’s mother.”  
How the fuck does that work!?
Background Pony #5327
Princess Cadance sends me love letters every day. And once Shining Armor finds out, I’m pretty much a dead man.
DudeNin64
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.

Some random brony
Don’t worry Pinkie Pie, i will save you from that alligator
Real birth’s the same as OP as usual, but that’d be a relief; Don’t have to Guardian Scoots anymore.  
Flipped birth like I’ve started doing: A casual beer with a changeling everyday.  
Well, I don’t like beer, but I do have a lot in common with changelings, so I could definitively see stopping by the canterlot changeling-bar now and then.
Berry Punch confesses her love for during a romantic dinner…
 
Go home Berry, you’re drunk.
I have a beer with Babs Seed everyday? She isn’t even of legal drinking age! I’M not even of legal drinking age! Even if I was, I wouldn’t consider having a fucking beer every day of my life!
phat_guy
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
The Magic of Friendship Grows - For helping others attend the 2020 Community Collab
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
Toola Roola - For helping others attend the 2019 Community Collab
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends
A Tale For The Ages - Celebrated MLP's 35th Anniversary and FiM's 8th Anniversary
Best Artist - Providing quality, Derpibooru-exclusive artwork
An Artist Who Rocks - 100+ images under their artist tag

Funge-98 is Magic
I have a casual beer with Tom the ro- whut.
Background Pony #A29B
I discoverd that Silver spoon is Scootaloo’s mother!!!
Love letters from Derpy everyday?  
Well that’s actually quite likely as she can just deliver them herself.
Background Pony #6752
Rainbow Dash jumps into my arms and gives me a big kiss.
so me and Trixie build a baseball team we picked Shimmer Twilight Cadence and Luna to take on Silver spoon’s team. easy i have three princesses who are good at it
Rainbow Dash sends me love letters everyday. Does she do this to everyone who gets her wonderbolt tickets?
I conquer Equestria with Berry punch but she attempts to Coup Detat me with a poisoned knife.  
“Tsk, tsk, tsk, you should’ve sobered up before you tried that my poorly aimed traitor. Finger snap and gunshots
I just made Luna cry  
…  
Well fuck, looks the fandom is gonna wanna kill me now, better start running.
August 18. The amount of what is outstanding.
Vinyl Scratch kicks me in the groin. Well, at least now I’ve found the missing link between her ringing and running and us trying to kill each other.
march 23rd. not surprised in the least.
rserp8

Victim of Thanos
@Rpground  
Yeah, they wouldn’t expect me to come back though, but when it happens, the look on their face is priceless, especially if you play the Terminator 2 theme.
Rpground
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

Chaotic Neutral
@rserp8  
It feels like you’ve been through that before…not necessarily the most efficient way of dealing with you, but I guess if someone really needed you out of the way for a little while…I guess that’s the way to do it,huh?
I made Twilight cry… NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rserp8

Victim of Thanos
@Rpground  
Well, yeah I would be incapacitated. I would be like that unless the body parts are nearby, so I can stitch ’em back on. If not, then I have to wait for the Extremis to kick in to regenerate the body parts. It would take longer if there are more pieces.
rserp8

Victim of Thanos
@Applebloom121  
I can unpin this pin of this grenade. unpins grenade Then I’ll swallow it. eats grenade Wait for it. explodes into pieces, pieces crawl back seconds later and reform the body TA-DAAA!
Rpground
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

Chaotic Neutral
@rserp8  
Well, not so much dead…more like incapacitated. Could you reform from a select part of your body, or would you just kinda be stuck like this until someone foolish enough comes along and is like “Let’s piece him back together…I’m sure being cut up and spread across the globe didn’t piss him off enough for revenge…” P: