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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFdE__2OKc8

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Love how pinkie is vomiting here, makes it funnily realistic
Bro that’s fire! I could see it now I and Twilight getting toked as hell.
Rainbow Dash: (sigh) Not another speeding ticket. I’ll fight it in court but I don’t think they’re gonna accept “Gotta Go Fast” as a medical condition.
GTA IV’s LDFR or GTA V’s LSPDFR but it’s in Equestria, which would’ve been dubbed as EQPDFR, and it’s already looking good.
Zerowinger
Solar Guardian - Refused to surrender in the face of the Lunar rebellion and showed utmost loyalty to the Solar Empire (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Perfect Pony Plot Provider - er of 10+ images with 350 upvotes or more (Questionable/Explicit)
Equality - In our state, we do not stand out.
Fine Arts - Two hundred s with a score of over a hundred (Safe/Suggestive)

3-3/4" Army Man Fan
Rainbow Dash: I’m sure it wasn’t that fast.
Hitch Trailblazer: Lady, you were going so fast that you broke the speed of light and traveled through time.
“Also, looking at your license here, it apparently expired approximately 1,000 years ago.”
Mr.Myoozik
StarTrix Forever! - Derpi er
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
Different Timelines, Same Faces - Celebrated the 15th anniversary of MLP:FiM!
Friendship Games 10th Anniversary - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Friendship Games!
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Cutest Little Devil - Celebrated the 14th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Rainbow Rocks 10th Anniversary: Aria Blaze - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Rainbow Rocks!
Celestial Glory - Helped others get their OC into the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.

Music Enthusiast
The Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas remake is looking lit
I, Da Witchfinder

Give G5 A Chance
They were somewhere outside of Maretime Bay when the drugs began to take hold…
You girls are lucky Hitch weren’t in your time.
Or would that make you unlucky?
Setsugekka
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
Platinum Trophy - Truly S-Tier achievement hunting
Pixel Perfection - Hot Pockets Spotted
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Crystal Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Elements of Harmony - Had an OC in the 2022 Community Collab
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition

Kinky Kirin
Play it cool Dash, maybe he’ll just give ya a warning
Must’ve been going 88 mph
Background Pony #4736
Rarity is getting ready to use her charm with Hitch
(It doesn’t work, he is already dating Zipp)
SecretTitan
Fifth Yacht -
Bronze Trophy - Achievement Hunter
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Artist -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

Expert in useless facts
Rainbow Dash: I’m sure it wasn’t that fast.
Hitch Trailblazer: Lady, you were going so fast that you broke the speed of light and traveled through time.
Letting Bluefast drive is a mistake.
They’ve gotta dump the quaaludes.