I’ll name her “Poison Cap”. Sound fitting, her being a poisonous mushroom and all.
(I was thinking something referencing Fly Agaric, the real-life mushrooms that inspired the Mario mushrooms, but she’s a poison mushroom, not a regular one, so it wouldn’t work.)
@Badumsquish
If you mean like using magic to move her, sorry, but paladins can’t use the mage hand spell. :P
My restorative powers can protect/heal me from her toxins though!😁
@Badumsquish
Not to worry, I have a pair right here!
Come here, you l’il mushroom pone, it’s time for you to get the care you deserve. Don’t worry, I’ll make sure you get lots of water and nutrients…um, if it’s alright with you, that is.
…It is? Great! I’ll take good care of you, don’t worry.
@Badumsquish
Well, I wasn’t gonna EAT her. That’s just crazy!
What I was going to do (and honestly, probably still will do) was put her in a flower pot and take her home with me. I’d take good care of her, and if she ever needed anything, including cuddles, I’d give it to her.
If nobody else will love her, then I will do it myself.
@Background Pony #E11A @Background Pony #C863
This one has legs. Her tail is hyphae. She just rarely, if ever, uproots since there’s seldom a reason for her to move around anyways :P
@ABrony @Setsugekka @WanderingHolyKnight
She’s popular among alchemists and potion makers. Just, for the love of Celestia, wear gloves or use magic to handle her XD
@Background Pony #01A0
Whoa, there, #01A0. Don’t sleep with her on the first date. Aside from the obvious weirdness, she’s poisonous, ? Don’t stick your dick in crazy.
Kissing her is fine, though. She clearly needs one, anyways.
I was so late to make this comment, so instead I’ll say…
I like my town with a little drop of poison
Nobody knows, they’re lining up to go insane
I’m all alone, I smoke my friends down to the filter
But I feel much cleaner after it rains
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YAY
Here’s hoping :P
I mean, you can. The same way you “can” handle anything that’s deadly XD
Can i still hug her?
THE FAUSTICORN HERSELF CANNOT STOP ME!
If you mean like using magic to move her, sorry, but paladins can’t use the mage hand spell. :P
My restorative powers can protect/heal me from her toxins though!😁
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Not to worry, I have a pair right here!
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Make sure you wear gloves XD
Well, I wasn’t gonna EAT her. That’s just crazy!
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@Celestia’s Servant
@Dirty Bit
The best way to find these mushroom poners is to listen for the sounds of poison-themed songs XD
@JosephTheDumbImpostor
@Clever Clovers
There’s no Mario-style trickery here. You eat her, you die, the end XD
@Background Pony #C863
This one has legs. Her tail is hyphae. She just rarely, if ever, uproots since there’s seldom a reason for her to move around anyways :P
Probably will :P
@Setsugekka
@WanderingHolyKnight
She’s popular among alchemists and potion makers. Just, for the love of Celestia, wear gloves or use magic to handle her XD
This, basically:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9zhgDsd4P4
At least nothing can nibble on her :P
…it took me SO LONG to notice the pun there. I’m amazed it took me this long to actually pick up on it.
Personally I try to avoid toxic relationships.
Whoa, there, #01A0. Don’t sleep with her on the first date. Aside from the obvious weirdness, she’s poisonous, ? Don’t stick your dick in crazy.
Nobody knows, they’re lining up to go insane
I’m all alone, I smoke my friends down to the filter
But I feel much cleaner after it rains
Oh-oh-oh-oh!
Any way you want me, baby!
That’s the way you get me
I’ll be yours~
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