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GIVE DADDY SOME SUGAR BABY
@Sjogre  
You’re right. puts hat back on Wait a moment, both Twilight’s and Rarity’s parents were of opposite gender, and Rarity and Spike have been shown to be inclined to the opposite sex. HA! PROOF! THANK YOU SCIENCE!
@Evowizard25  
Failed? FAILED!?
 
Science has SUCCEEDED! In creating horrible soul-crushing monstrosities! And cute little fillies and colts.
@Sjogre  
sheds a tear Why? Why has science failed me in this endeavor?
@Evowizard25  
Hah! I don’t have any guts! Do your worst!
 
Hmmmn… Aside from the above mentioned… New foals are delivered to loving couples by the stork. There’s a pony who’s special talent is repurposing different kinds of cells into germ cells. Or there’s a magic mirror somewhere, like in a previous generation.
@JakeTheSpy  
Tis a sad day. I’ll concede defeat on this occasion. takes off hat and holds it over my heart I’ll go and…watch some Monty Python. walks away in shame Maybe a little Pinkie Pie will help too.
Yes,YES! More M/M shipping is always welcome >8D
@Evowizard25  
Oh.  
Ah well.
@JakeTheSpy  
Well, it seems my Monty Python reference has failed.
@Evowizard25  
And this is the internet where height doesn’t matter..
@JakeTheSpy  
I’ll do what I like, because I’m 6ft 5 and I eat punks like you for breakfast.
@Evowizard25  
Hey, dont you smack talk legalese.
@legalese  
stops chasing Jake for a moment to execute legalese I’m not dealing with two nutballs at the same time.
gayburn is bestburn
@JakeTheSpy  
GASPS HERESY! poofs into a commissar outfit KILL THE HERETIC!
@Evowizard25  
I dont care enough about Dinos to bother.
Revenant Wings
Wallet After Summer Sale -

Not-So-Stoic Royal Guard
@Evowizard25  
You really think he’s gonna look at dinosaurs when there’s a site full of ponies in front of him?
@JakeTheSpy  
facepalms Really? You have no idea what a Utahraptor is? Really? The largest raptor of all time, towering over human beings and dwarfing the shrimps from Jurassic park. A vicious carnivore of the Early Cretaceous North America.  
Come on. You really need to read up on your dinos more often.
@Evowizard25  
…I don’t know what those are, so…  
aah?
@JakeTheSpy  
How can you do that, WHEN YOU”RE ALREADY DEAD! sicks a pack of Utahraptors onto you
Revenant Wings
Wallet After Summer Sale -

Not-So-Stoic Royal Guard
@Evowizard25  
I’m writing a grimdark fic with a dash of TwiBurn.
@Evowizard25  
that was quick  
but i’ll just ask for more gayburn
@JakeTheSpy  
writes stories with straight Braeburn and makes requests for more art of it HA!
@Evowizard25  
oh no  
my house is decimated  
oh this is the worst day ever
 
 
but i still like gay braeburn
@JakeTheSpy  
THAT”S IT! grabs cellphone I need a tactical nuke, pronto.