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Background Pony #4B82
Tamers Derpy be like
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@AndwhatIseeisme
But how do you get raped if you want it?
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@Chopsticks
Listen, some of us just want to be raped by a silly mare and her cute friends. Nothing strange about that, right?
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Rice pone
Coming up on 600 Upvotes… either lots of you like this absolute silliness from Derpy, or there are many strange fantasies… or both?
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Siiiix seeeeven!!
@Background Pony #8F1C
I highly doubt it since it’s a common pose to be looking down at a submissive male ;p
But here’s our chance, make a version with the wild manes girls!
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Background Pony #8F1C
I wonder if the artist was inspired by the scene from a recent Wild Manes episode……
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Background Pony #3CA6
They were all thinking it, she just got to it first.
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@Chopsticks
The Ponies are adults and trust worthy! Derpy even has a job! You can trust em.
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Background Pony #4D84
Oh no, please do not ravage my supple, defenseless body! I would have no hope of ever fighting back!
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Best pony
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I need an adult.
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Me? Pls?
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I read this in the Tamers Derpy voice
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…with this big box of strap ons.
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joke´s on you i consent :v
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Kinky Kirin
Interesting that this was her first thought
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I give up!
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Can’t rape the willing, ya silly little horse.
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What you suggest is impossible, Derpy, for I CONSENT!
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I wonder what she thinks “rape” means.
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Derpy! How dare you
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I like the way you think!
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“How did I get this lucky?”
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