Rainbow Dash: “Just a few more inches! Come on, FIGHT!”
Rainbow Dash: “Nggh…FUCK! What good are opposable thumbs when there’s nothing to GRAB!, HELP!, SOMEBODY HELP!”
Sunset Shimmer: “Rainbow we–SHIT!, IM GETTING EVEN DEEPER, NOW I’M UP TO MY HEAD AN-mmmmph! (mouth gets covered by tar)!”
[record scratch]
Rainbow Dash narrating: “You’re probably wondering how me and a friend of mine, Sunset Shimmer, got here, in our bikinis and up to our boobs in very very deep tar sucking us like quicksand and sinking fast. It’s even weirder when you consider that less than an hour ago, we were at a high school science fair”. ..
Discord: “Not really, it’s my Science Fair project right, Fluttershy?”
Fluttershy : “As long as you don’t drown them to Death! But Why Are they in Bikinis?”
Discord : “Oh Flutter’s you know how wound up girls get when their clothes get dirty!”
Fluttershy : “Well i guess that’s quite kind of you Discord ! I Hope we get a Good Grade”
Discord : When In SantaBarbra be Sure To Drop Into The Famous CARPATIRA TARPIT’s RIGHT ON THE BEACH!
< yeah thats Park just South Of Santabarbra Unless You Want To Cross The Moutains To MaKlitock Or LA?
Fluttershy: (facepalms)
Discord : Awww Flutter Shy! Don’t Be That Way Some people say That MLP Should Be More educational
Fluttershy: “Seriously?”
(Back to then)
Applejack: What happened to you two?!
Sunset Shimmer: Well, AJ, It was a long story, To make it short, a tar pit opened up underneath us for no damn reason, and sucked me and Rainbow up
Applejack: Don’t worry, I’ll get you out of there!
Rainbow Dash: FINALLY THANK YOU!
Applejack throws a rope to Rainbow Dash and Sunset Shimmer