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Ciaran
ラ・ゼッタ - For ing the site
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
An Artist Who Rocks - 100+ images under their artist tag
Friendship Games 10th Anniversary - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Friendship Games!
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Cutest Little Devil - Celebrated the 14th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Rainbow Rocks 10th Anniversary: Sonata Dusk - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Rainbow Rocks!
Celestial Glory - Helped others get their OC into the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.

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@PonyQuarantine
I can’t what it was from, but I someone saying “I may seem on the outside like I’m hardened and filled with hate. Incapable of love or anything other than an ineffectual burning rage. But inside of me, deep, deep inside, I’m really a hate-filled guy. Incapable of love or anything other than an ineffectual burning rage.”
We all are, in one way or another, a fat guy sitting in the kitchen eating peppery gravy on toast.
But - inside of us, deep, deep inside, is hidden another guy. He is also fat, sitting in the kitchen eating peppery gravy on toast.
Whether we wear the fat guy on the outside, or carry him on the inside, or do both, we are all the same.
*~ the Derpy Lama*
Crazy ponies walking through my head
One of them’s got a gun, to shoot the other one
And yet together they were friends at school
Isn’t that crazy? Oh, no
No we’re never gonna survive unless
We get a little crazy
~ Seal (“Crazy”)
Kinda sounds like a Pinkie Pie cover to me. Also feeling like I should reboot the Derpy Lama. Feels like there was something there left undone.
Hmmm … yeah, I can already taste the gravy. It tastes good, twinged with regret but good.
@Background Pony #EDF0
It’s me, I’m the fat guy
Background Pony #EDF0
(In kitchen) Fat guy’s eating a plate of food. He run’s out of mare gravy and starts to panic.
Ciaran
ラ・ゼッタ - For ing the site
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
An Artist Who Rocks - 100+ images under their artist tag
Friendship Games 10th Anniversary - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Friendship Games!
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Cutest Little Devil - Celebrated the 14th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Rainbow Rocks 10th Anniversary: Sonata Dusk - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Rainbow Rocks!
Celestial Glory - Helped others get their OC into the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.

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@Ciaran
You know it
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Ciaran
ラ・ゼッタ - For ing the site
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
An Artist Who Rocks - 100+ images under their artist tag
Friendship Games 10th Anniversary - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Friendship Games!
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Cutest Little Devil - Celebrated the 14th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Rainbow Rocks 10th Anniversary: Sonata Dusk - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Rainbow Rocks!
Celestial Glory - Helped others get their OC into the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.

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The world’s rarest, and runniest, shit on a shingle. So close to biscuits and gravy, yet so far.
Wait … is this mare gravy?
Midwestern chefs be like: “I did put pepper on it because I know you like it spicy.”
So the real question is… what fond did she use to make that milk gravy?
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BigBuggyBastage
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
Grass - ...has been touched
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Solar er - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

Go fsck yourself
Tildemort can cook?!
That’s actually kinda neat.
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JP
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
Different Timelines, Same Faces - Celebrated the 15th anniversary of MLP:FiM!
Friendship Games 10th Anniversary - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Friendship Games!
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Cutest Little Devil - Celebrated the 14th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Rainbow Rocks 10th Anniversary: Sonata Dusk - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Rainbow Rocks!
Nightmare in the Moon - Had their OC in the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt

I miss the show so much
It’s so weird how you’re able to make Zesty likeable.
>zesty milk
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