@Background Pony
No why drink that HorseP!$$ Dishwater when I could be drinking something German with a ABV 5~10%? Ya can keep your Training Beer! I prefer a good Doppelbock or Weizenbier, ya know something that can get ch’ya buzzed without having to drink a whole Sixpack?
Bikes + Beer - the awesome hyper drunken super speedy suicide combo!
“Look Sanchez, you haven’t really lived a life of full badassitude ‘til you’ve died violently. You’ll be fine, I swear. Even Jesus did it and he was ok after a couple days behind a rock.”
“But wasn’t Jesus a demigod or some shit?”
“Yeah, but this is the modern age. You’ve got a Ducati and a sixpack of Budweiser. That guy is like, two-thousand years old. All he had was some wooden planks and rusty nails. Now he’s got a whole book about him.”
“Isn’t it more like half a book?”
“Shut up and drink your beer.”
@SlayerBVC
You explain that $17.97 is the price of the beer, and you get a CHANCE to win the motorcycle. Walmart does not sell motorcycles. (But apparently you can buy liquor in american walmarts!)
-You are now Rainbow Dash (aka Equestria’s Queen of Speed). Scootaloo has just asked you to buy this Motorcycle for her. Without breaking the poor filly’s heart, how do you explain that you can’t buy it for her?
No why drink that HorseP!$$ Dishwater when I could be drinking something German with a ABV 5~10%? Ya can keep your Training Beer! I prefer a good Doppelbock or Weizenbier, ya know something that can get ch’ya buzzed without having to drink a whole Sixpack?
GET OVER HERE!
LET SCOOTALOO HAVE THAT MOTORBIKE OR YOU’LL SUFFER IN THE NETHERREALM!!!
>Budweiser expectations
>Dr. Thunder reality
>poors
>I has a sad now
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It ONLY costs $17.97(USD) + VAT Stop being a cheapskate, and get the Chicken her Bike!!
“Look Sanchez, you haven’t really lived a life of full badassitude ‘til you’ve died violently. You’ll be fine, I swear. Even Jesus did it and he was ok after a couple days behind a rock.”
“But wasn’t Jesus a demigod or some shit?”
“Yeah, but this is the modern age. You’ve got a Ducati and a sixpack of Budweiser. That guy is like, two-thousand years old. All he had was some wooden planks and rusty nails. Now he’s got a whole book about him.”
“Isn’t it more like half a book?”
“Shut up and drink your beer.”
You explain that $17.97 is the price of the beer, and you get a CHANCE to win the motorcycle. Walmart does not sell motorcycles. (But apparently you can buy liquor in american walmarts!)
I know what Scorpion would do…
…you can guess what happens next…