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A thousand years on the moon can have a few side effects. Difficulty with connecting with real people. A lack of ambition, for wasn’t it trying to be more than she was that Nightmare Moon was borne of? And a pervasive, self-loathing sort of depression, which the Tantabus surely isn’t helping with.
I bet she has that funky smell on her that reeks of lethargical isolation. Of knowing that in truth, your leaderboard rankings do not actually matter. And all the money you spent on microtransactions and lootboxes will one day be made pointless when the servers are taken offline. That instead of making actual friends with real people, you waste your efforts building parasocial relationships by simping hard for ponies who see you as a handle in their chatbox feed, and berate your attempts at humour. The countless hours spent screaming expletives at players who are better than you, and have made it their life’s mission to expose you as a politically incorrect hatemonger. All the while realizing you’re becoming more and more unhygienic from wearing the same clothing for weeks, never tidying up your room. As your cholestorol and sugar intake are ‘dangerously high’ according to your doctor. Knowing you could have been the Princess of the Moon and made something of yourself, instead of streaming through the night. The worried glances from your sister when she thinks you aren’t looking, as she realizes what you’re already suspecting: that you’re backsliding into depression and laziness.
A thousand years on the moon wouldn’t have been as unkind.
Yeah
Using the politically correct pony of stripe terminology to make herself sound ten times more racist than using regular slurs.
A thousand years on the moon can have a few side effects. Difficulty with connecting with real people. A lack of ambition, for wasn’t it trying to be more than she was that Nightmare Moon was borne of? And a pervasive, self-loathing sort of depression, which the Tantabus surely isn’t helping with.
You already know the one
MS ZECORA GET DOWN!
AYO WHAT THE FU–
Heck i have this sign that says “send snacks gaming in progres” and i LOVE IT