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@Ciaran
Yeah.
Like why didn’t they call it “activated charfoal?”
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@Ciaran
It’s basically activated charcoal.
Ciaran
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@FredMSloniker
* “The bones are heated in a sealed vessel at up to 700 °C”
Somewhere is the story of the first pony to try that, “just to see what would happen”. And then thought to themselves; “what would happen if we added it to food?!”
And I can’t tell if it would be a heroic story of scientific discovery that created a new and wonderful era of marvelous new products for children everywhere! Or a nightmare inducing tale of the horrific and macabre experiments performed by some brilliant but morally bankrupt genius that the townsfolk never discuss but yet the factory still runs and this ever so wonderful (as long as you don’t think too much about it) product is the town’s primary export … yet no one speaks of the deeds done in the factory at the edge of town that no one dares enter at night.
Knowing Ponies, I’m pretty sure I already know the answer.
@FredMSloniker
This dood knows!
Fun fact: they used to use bone char to whiten sugar! It bonds to various impurities and helps remove them. That’s probably the joke in the third strip.
Ciaran
ラ・ゼッタ - For ing the site
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
An Artist Who Rocks - 100+ images under their artist tag
Friendship Games 10th Anniversary - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Friendship Games!
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Cutest Little Devil - Celebrated the 14th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Rainbow Rocks 10th Anniversary: Sonata Dusk - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Rainbow Rocks!
Celestial Glory - Helped others get their OC into the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.

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@PonyQuarantine
:) it’s a good’un.
@Ciaran
Oh that tag hasn’t been used yet.
@ABrony
If Sunrise and Dew were ponies she would.
(But yes, she is a little evil candy mare)
Ciaran
ラ・ゼッタ - For ing the site
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
An Artist Who Rocks - 100+ images under their artist tag
Friendship Games 10th Anniversary - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Friendship Games!
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Cutest Little Devil - Celebrated the 14th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Rainbow Rocks 10th Anniversary: Sonata Dusk - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Rainbow Rocks!
Celestial Glory - Helped others get their OC into the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.

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@ABrony
OC Candimare can?
But can she take a sunrise, sprinkle it with dew?