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@Mr.Myoozik
Um… People who put in additional effort to make your day worse?
What kinda dysfunctional slum do you have the misfortune of residing in?
If really true, here is my advice: Keep that job. That job comes second only to your schooling and God. Both are so you can get a better job and out of that tarpit area. Forget about taking risks for your friends and even your family, until you are on solid ground. THEN (neither sooner nor later, but THEN) turn around and help those you care about out of that place.
@Twiface
@UselessThrowaway
I propose this for any (mental) redoes: “Returns it if there is anyone watching, otherwise leaves it in any the middle of the road around a blind curve with a life-sized baby doll she stole from Good Will sitting in the foal area on top of a bottle of ketchup for maximum psychological trauma.”
@harasha456
With his powers, and before his reform? Yes.
But this is just about personality, and ignoring the powers.
Barely Post-reform and with powers… fetches Fluttershy a cart, then if he is in a generous mood, teleports the carts in the corral into the place where people get their carts, but stacked into an interestingly shaped modern art-like pile, which is very hard to actually extract a cart from for use.
harasha456
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Solar er - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition

The cringemeister
idk about discord he’d probably spared the carts across the entire town just for funsies
Mr.Myoozik
StarTrix Forever! - Derpi er
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
Different Timelines, Same Faces - Celebrated the 15th anniversary of MLP:FiM!
Friendship Games 10th Anniversary - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Friendship Games!
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Cutest Little Devil - Celebrated the 14th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Rainbow Rocks 10th Anniversary: Aria Blaze - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Rainbow Rocks!
Celestial Glory - Helped others get their OC into the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.

Music Enthusiast
@Twiface
As a cart pusher myself, I appreciate all the Twilights in the parking lot
Twiface
Fifth Yacht -
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Cutest Little Devil - Celebrated the 14th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Elements of Harmony - Had an OC in the 2022 Community Collab
Non-Fungible Trixie -

Princess of Shitposting
@catachromatic
Good! I thought I was the only one.
I have been Twilight more than once, lol.
Twiface
Fifth Yacht -
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Cutest Little Devil - Celebrated the 14th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Elements of Harmony - Had an OC in the 2022 Community Collab
Non-Fungible Trixie -

Princess of Shitposting
@UselessThrowaway
I put her in the ‘returns it’ category because, even though she is a sociopath, she does care about her reputation and relies heavily on projecting an image of innocence and obedience to manipulate others into giving her what she wants. So she does return it, but for the wrong reasons (I should have created a separate category for that).
Cozy Glow does not return the trolly. Cozy does not do anything that makes anyones life other than hers easier. Cozy Glow leaves the trolly in the middle of the road in the hopes that someone crashes their car into it.
Fluttershy self focused!? Lies and slander!
Based.
CORDZ2000
Solar Hero - Went above and beyond for the Solar Deity, drawing from the power of the sun itself to bring balance to the fight against the Lunar Insurrection (April Fools 2023).

Draconequues Lover
You would think so but funny enough when discord had a shopping cart he was quite chill
Mr.Myoozik
StarTrix Forever! - Derpi er
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
Different Timelines, Same Faces - Celebrated the 15th anniversary of MLP:FiM!
Friendship Games 10th Anniversary - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Friendship Games!
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Cutest Little Devil - Celebrated the 14th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Rainbow Rocks 10th Anniversary: Aria Blaze - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Rainbow Rocks!
Celestial Glory - Helped others get their OC into the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.

Music Enthusiast
As a cart pusher myself, this post makes me feel some type of way. There are too many people like Discord that it strikes a big nerve with me
JP
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
Different Timelines, Same Faces - Celebrated the 15th anniversary of MLP:FiM!
Friendship Games 10th Anniversary - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Friendship Games!
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Cutest Little Devil - Celebrated the 14th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Rainbow Rocks 10th Anniversary: Sonata Dusk - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Rainbow Rocks!
Nightmare in the Moon - Had their OC in the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt

I miss the show so much
>(You)
But I never use a cart!
ArtColter
Solar er - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Artist -

ERP Writer/Clopper
Twilight is me.
WinterDominus
Artist -

Likes Queen Chrysalis
Cart Narc ahh post.
Chaotic evil in the real world