This is a legally mandated PSA. Don’t. Fuck. Bats.
Sir! Did you think you were safe from bat ponies just because it’s been a few days? Sir! You are never safe from bat ponies.
Bat pony females are notorious for breaking into the houses of single males of any species and declaring themselves your wife just like that. If you do ANYTHING to reinforce in her mind that she’s your wife then ‘congratulations’ you two are ‘married’.
And the worst part is that bats mate for life. She will fuck you every day and produce at least 6 bat pony fillies. That’s right, bat ponies will only produce bat fillies when impregnated by a non-pony.
Think about that, sir. Do you really want to fill you town with annoying bat ponies?
You need to be more careful. I’m a bat pony and I’m in your house right now! I’m only here because of a court order to warn my neighbors but now that I’m in, I already consider myself your wife. What do you want for dinner, dear? Actually, why don’t you show me our bedroom first? :^)
I actually already designed kid #5. Currently working on twins that are #6 and #7.
#5 on the way
Sir! Did you think you were safe from bat ponies just because it’s been a few days? Sir! You are never safe from bat ponies.
Bat pony females are notorious for breaking into the houses of single males of any species and declaring themselves your wife just like that. If you do ANYTHING to reinforce in her mind that she’s your wife then ‘congratulations’ you two are ‘married’.
And the worst part is that bats mate for life. She will fuck you every day and produce at least 6 bat pony fillies. That’s right, bat ponies will only produce bat fillies when impregnated by a non-pony.
Think about that, sir. Do you really want to fill you town with annoying bat ponies?
You need to be more careful. I’m a bat pony and I’m in your house right now! I’m only here because of a court order to warn my neighbors but now that I’m in, I already consider myself your wife. What do you want for dinner, dear? Actually, why don’t you show me our bedroom first? :^)