Come princesses, hungry or not, come. Come and look upon the pancakes and strawberries, and bring forks and knives, I have need of them. Come to the dining room, I wait for you there, where we last met, a playtime ago. Come to me through this hole in the wall, I welcome you! Welcome Moon and Sun, I have prepared a place for you! Come, bring forks and knives to the dining room, together, let us eat the blessed pancakes! Welcome princesses, together we shall feast for the taste and the nourishment and drive the cruel pangs of hunger from Equestria! Is this how you honor Lauren Faust and the Williams siblings? Come to me openly, and not by stealth. Dagoth Ur welcomes you princesses, my old friends… but to this place where food is made, why have you come unprepared? Welcome, Moon and Sun, to this place where YOUR destiny is made. What fools you are, I’m a chef! How can you evade a chef? What a grand and intoxicating innocence! How could you be so naive? There is no escape, no recall or intervention can work in this place! Come! Sit at the table! It is not too late for the meal…
Thanks. Good to know someone reads my shitposting.
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