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I would save Octavia over her any day.
Hmm, it’s actually based on this pic where Anon kisses a donkey:
So this is ponified version of this zoo joke?
Once an Arab had to cross a desert. He loaded enough food and water on his she-camel and moved on his way. He was going for several days, not very fast, without problems - Just a normal route he had traveled several times. But one day he felt the call of nature. He needed it so much, that he decided to try with his she-camel. But she was too tall for him. So he started building a pile of rocks behind her. Then he climbed the pile, lowered his pants and… she stepped several steps forward. So he started building another pile. Climbed again… And she moved forward again. After some hours they were standing at the end of a long row of rock piles, and then he looked around. Not very far he saw a beautiful girl, dying of thirst. He went to her, gave her water, took care of her and next morning she was feeling better and looking really pretty. She told him: “You’ve saved my life… Ask me for anything you wish.” He answers: “Could you hold this damned animal for a moment?”
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