Sorry that this one was rushed and at this point I’ve been up 30 hours….
I’ve always had a somewhat perverse fun with “non-apologies” where the person will think up the most convoluted wording to avoid saying the actual S-word (sorry). Why not have a place that will find the best way to word the apology you want to give.
your current filter.“But you can say ‘sorry’ without apologizing!”
your current filter.“Really?”
your current filter.“Yes! Try ‘I’m a sorry loser’.”
your current filter.“You’ll pay for this!”
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