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My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
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@AdamLeisemann
It’s important to boop your gay horse wife gently.
AvoidingFever17
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My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
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Go fsck yourself
I always thought it was because they’re great for putting oats in her feed bucket.
Background Pony #FDF4
@Its A Trap
It’s because she sat weirdly on a bench once in 2010.
Therefore, she likes human hands.
Brony logic.
@Its A Trap
So she can do those things to hoomans.
JP
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PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
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Nightmare in the Moon - Had their OC in the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt

I miss the show so much
But you don’t exist, so we can’t do those things to you :-(
@Its A Trap
Maybe she wants to share that joy with other ponies? Being able to hold Bon Bon like a treasure, or give pats and scritchies that hooves alone lack the dexterity for, would be just as sweet as the treats. and also, big hooves are kind of intimidating when it comes to boops. It’s like a fist bump to the nose.
OK but doesn’t explain why you want to have hands