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Background Pony #8DF4
Mr. A. (My O.C.): (Girl is asking) Um, sure. Why not? (Boy is asking) Sorry, I’m straight, but we could hang out if you want to.
@Background Pony #43C4  
>implying the canon ‘personality traits’ are sufficient to know what a pony would answer to a human asking them out on a date
Background Pony #EB93
I don’t like how the people who make these kinds of things always take personality traits too far.  
Either that or just plain throw them out the window.
Ah Lyra, your human/hand fetish never ceases to amaze me! <3
Japanese Teeth
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Wallet After Summer Sale -
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Clock. Is. Ticking.
I can’t help but think that Luna is think of actually sharing a literal date, as in the fruit. I mean, she probably has no clue how modern courtship ritual works.
i call derpy
Oh shit I read it in their voices
Background Pony #64CB
Hey Rarity, my name is Tom too, so you should be happy or something
Crystals?
 
Folgers Crystals?
@Chrysalislover  
I’m guessing the perfect restaurant for her would be your house, correct? :3
Background Pony #A317
What Sombra would say: Go fuck yourself with a crystal spike since there are no cactuses in the Crystal Empire.
Is that so, my queen? Well in that case… I know the PERFECT restaurant! :3
evil_eric

he ate Good Eric
Pinkie Pie probably fucks everything that can’t outrun her.
Background Pony #17D8
Cadances real response;  
I’m married, if you want someone else, I’ll see if I can find a match, otherwise, please excuse me.
“…Crystals?”
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Discord is clearly Tzeentch’s Lord of Change XD  
And he ain’t got time for dem dates.
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Discord is clearly not the same Chaos spirit as Slaanesh.
Cruiser Bruiser

Bird Milf Enjoyer
Sorry about that Dashie. But I guess it can still be a date if I sleep with you. Plus you look really cute when you sleep!
Why thank you my beautiful queen I promise to give you and you alone all my love, and all the hugs and kisses you can ask for ^^ <3
@domokun  
Yep! But I most like Big Mac’s ‘bedroom eyes’!
Discord is pretty much like: “Dis nigga serious?”
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