@sargesprinkles
Truly, the wisdom of the Guardians of the Universe is so far beyond us, that it would seem like pure lunacy to us lower life forms. Their decisions cannot be questioned.
@Background Human
Despite the awesomeness that is Snowflame, the comic is not well known and, honestly, the comic and everything in it deserves to be forgotten as a writer’s cocaine addled brain fart.
Okay, maybe someone can explain this to me: comic book characters come back from the dead all the time, so why haven’t they written any more stories for Snowflame? Where are the fans demanding his return?
So, the geniuses behind this eugenics experiment chose a plantman with no genitals, a computer man with no genitals, and a gay man to mate with the women.
“It’s about a group of genetically superior humans trying to fuck each other to create the ubermensch and they have to fight a super villain who powers himself with the power of cocaine and aids ridden hemogoblins created by a super rich white supremacist with nothing else to do in his life, apparently. It gets really good after the gay magician Latino guy gets aids from the hemogoblins and can’t fuck the other of the group without transmitting his aids on them as well; it’s really deep.”
Truly, the wisdom of the Guardians of the Universe is so far beyond us, that it would seem like pure lunacy to us lower life forms. Their decisions cannot be questioned.
To be fair, that’s exactly the kind of sound judgement we have learned to expect from the Guardians of the Universe.
Despite the awesomeness that is Snowflame, the comic is not well known and, honestly, the comic and everything in it deserves to be forgotten as a writer’s cocaine addled brain fart.
Seems it’s kind of hard to put a cocaine power villein into comics now in days.
SP: No, not at all.
“It’s about a group of genetically superior humans trying to fuck each other to create the ubermensch and they have to fight a super villain who powers himself with the power of cocaine and aids ridden hemogoblins created by a super rich white supremacist with nothing else to do in his life, apparently. It gets really good after the gay magician Latino guy gets aids from the hemogoblins and can’t fuck the other of the group without transmitting his aids on them as well; it’s really deep.”
“Haha, but seriously, what’s it really about.”
“I just said it.”
Why do I love using this image so much…
“SNOWFLAME WANTS A HUMDRUM COASTER!”