Well, ladies and gents, this is the final act of our time and the universe’s collapse is imminent. Pinkie’s energy will reach critical mass in mere moments, decimating all matter and life in its radius.
Meanwhile at a point 30 miles away….“Your certain this is a good idea Twilight? I mean I know you did the math and all but what if”
“ Now now Spike,this is no time for what ifs,everything has already been set in motion and now all we can do is observe the reaction(c’mon you pink tear in reality ! Give me something I can impress Celestia with you”
Meanwhile 500 miles away…(”…Hey loose bolt you see that pink mushroom cloud in the distance? What is that? Some sort of new weather the Pegasi cooked up t-(force of explosion reaches point)
It has been nice talking with you all.
Thank you and farewell, Friends.
places paper bag over head, sits, sobs, rocks back and forth
bites the cyanide
plays Nearer My God to Thee
Meanwhile two stallions sit in a bunker just past that point, looks at each other and says in unison; Myth Confirmed
””“ Now now Spike,this is no time for what ifs,everything has already been set in motion and now all we can do is observe the reaction(c’mon you pink tear in reality ! Give me something I can impress Celestia with you
Meanwhile 500 miles away…(”…Hey loose bolt you see that pink mushroom cloud in the distance? What is that? Some sort of new weather the Pegasi cooked up t-(force of explosion reaches point)
Game over man! GAME OVER!
Oh wait. Those are two things.
toodles!
NO!
STAHP!!!
WE’RE SCREWED!