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Too many waifus, need a bigger bag.
Background Pony #9273
She was more like a beauty queen from a movie scene  
I said don’t mind, but what do you mean, I am the one  
Who will dance on the floor in the round  
She said I am the one, who will dance on the floor in the round
 
 
She told me her name was Billie Jean, as she caused a scene  
Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one  
Who will dance on the floor in the round
 
People always told me be careful of what you do  
And don’t go around breaking young girls’ hearts  
And mother always told me be careful of who you love  
And be careful of what you do ‘cause the lie becomes the truth
 
Billie Jean is not my lover  
She’s just a girl who claims that I am the one  
But the kid is not my son  
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son
 
For forty days and forty nights  
The law was on her side  
But who can stand when she’s in demand  
Her schemes and plans  
‘Cause we danced on the floor in the round  
So take my strong advice, just to always think twice  
(Don’t think twice, don’t think twice)
 
She told my baby we’d danced till three, then she looked at me  
Then showed a photo my baby cried his eyes were like mine (oh, no!)  
‘Cause we danced on the floor in the round, baby
 
 
People always told me be careful of what you do  
And don’t go around breaking young girls’ hearts  
She came and stood right by me  
Just the smell of sweet perfume  
This happened much too soon  
She called me to her room
 
Billie Jean is not my lover  
She’s just a girl who claims that I am the one  
But the kid is not my son
 
Billie Jean is not my lover  
She’s just a girl who claims that I am the one  
But the kid is not my son  
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son
 
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son
 
Billie Jean is not my lover  
She’s just a girl who claims that I am the one  
But the kid is not my son  
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son
 
She says I am the one
 
Billie Jean is not my lover  
Billie Jean is not my lover  
Billie Jean is not my lover  
Billie Jean is not my lover  
Billie Jean is not my lover  
Billie Jean is not my lover
 
 
WOO!
 
Flash Sentry grabs his crotch
@Background Pony #E6EE  
Yeah but on the other hand, who doesn’t love doughnuts?
It’s time to save the universe!
 
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@Background Pony #E6EE  
You know what, I actually do.
 
It’s half the reason:  
full  
I ship it.
Background Pony #E0B4
@Background Pony #FA8F  
You are so very wrong. The characters you mention can be summed up with one word each as jerk, jerk, and doughnuts. You must hate Twilight even more than I do if that’s what you want.
@Background Pony #E6EE  
Must you take her at face value, you silly fool? She may seem like that at first, but inside she honestly gives a shit about others, unlike that self-centered dandy.
Background Pony #3687
Vincent Tong except Flash also voice Garble, Blueblood and Donut Joe. Can’t we just ship Twilight with someone from this bunch? Every one of them have more personality than “i want Twilight”
Background Pony #E0B4
@Akasuna  
I wouldn’t wish the likes of some bratty jerk like Rainbow on anyone, not even Blueblood.
Twilight doesn’t need a spazz-ass chump like this. She needs a stallion’s stallion, like Rainbow Dash.
Now that there is a smooth gif.
Background Pony #CCAC
@PwnyPony
 
That’s what Twilight will say once they get together
God he’s pathetic
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Special when lit
@Background Pony #6737  
@Conred  
Keep the comments ratings appropriate.
Background Pony #E0B4
@Background Pony #6737  
Oh brother, not the xenophily guy again. Look, Twilight was human when she started blushing around human Flash, and the ponies and humans are so much alike in the first place, it’s really not odd in the least.
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Background Pony #6473
@Background Pony #6737  
What do you have against Monster High of all things?
Background Pony #1C6B
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Background Pony #3687
Can we just trade and have fluttercord, cheerimac and cheesepie instead one flashlight?
Background Pony #E0B4
Bah, to Tartarus with haters, I’m totally fine with canon ships.
@nicktoonhero  
Yes… But then we wouldn’t have to hate him as a waffle stealer…
@SeraphimDawn  
It’d be really awkward if Sunset offered to be his beau again.
@OneOverTwo  
It would be hilarious if one of them offered to be his girlfriend.
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@SeraphimDawn  
Maybe he just has a thing for purple chicks?
I’d imagine the pony version fluttering backwards and hitting the wall.
 
But still. Flash, there are numerous pretty young girls in front of you. Why just go for Twilight?