“Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on Earth, and then herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one! And from that day forward, any time a bunch of animals are together in one place, it’s called a ‘zoo’!”
“Sun Tzu said that, and I’d say he knows a little more about fighting than you do pal because he invented it! And then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor!”
“Unless it’s a farm!”
“Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on Earth, and then herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one! And from that day forward, any time a bunch of animals are together in one place, it’s called a ‘zoo’!”
Spoken Like a true mare!