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Dat Hot Diggity Demon.
redweasel
Duck - "someone befriended them, saved them, coaxed them out of their shell, and showed them that sex is nothing to be afraid of. I’m kind of envious of that rape victim"

Fuzzbutt
turns out that taking baths makes you stink more.
 
no really.
Scrabbleman
Duck - He literally asked for this
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Artist -
Birthday Cake - Celebrated MLP's 7th birthday
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

[screams in German]
Really?
 
picks her up and smells her
 
But you smell so good!
No wonder why Scoots was an abandoned filly since her debut.
me- “Oh, yeah?” (picks up scootaloo and walks toward bathroom)  
Scootaloo”Hey let me go!” (squirms)  
me
”It’s bath time missy, now quit squirming”  
Scootaloo”No, no! I don’t wanna!” (starts kicking)  
me
”I was going to take a bath but it looks and smells like you need it more, so in you go”  
Scootaloo”No, I don’t like baths!” (squirming intensifies)  
me
”And no one likes a smelly filly, now get in the tub” (places Scoots in the tub and opens faucet)  
Scootaloo”No!” (tries to break free)(but fails)  
me
”Now hold still, you don’t want your cutie mark to be a stink cloud do you?” (begins shampooing Scoot’s mane)  
Scootaloo- “….”(_’)
r0BSCENE
Rainbow Rocks 10th Anniversary: Aria Blaze - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Rainbow Rocks!
Kinship Through Differences - Celebrated the 11th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Birthday Cake - Celebrated MLP's 7th birthday
Artist -

Bye everypony
You’re a dirty girl, aren’t you, Scoots?
I know you dont have parents to keep you from making bad decisions but come one…
Neither have I! Tremble before my stink lines!