1:The last thing I were the paramedics trying to get my heart going again. Then there was this bright light. I was lifted out of my body… And then I was suddenly here. It’s funny, you look just like this character… OMG!!
2:“That was amazing AJ. I’ve changed my mind I’ll try doing it to you. WOAH! Yours pokes WAY OUT!”
Fun prank: Find a guy that hates your guts, wait for him to get drunk and out in bed, then strip and crawl in there with him. He’ll wake up and think he had sex with you. Then call him a few weeks later and claim to be pregnant. Let him freak out for another few weeks before telling him the truth.
Well. Someone’s anxious. wraps arms around neck
Have I ever complimented your eyes before? They’re like looking into gemstones. And I love the natural uni-stripe in your hair. It reminds me of my favorite car. You know why I’m pointing this out? Give ‘er a guess. It’s because you are my favorite. Now tell me a few things that you like about me. I told you a few things, so it’s your turn. You cuteiful bookworm that I can’t stop enjoying.
2:“That was amazing AJ. I’ve changed my mind I’ll try doing it to you. WOAH! Yours pokes WAY OUT!”
Edited
’s about right
Only for about half the population.
Does this actually work?
*And
Yes. It’s a beautiful nerd. Ant that hand signal means that she wants you to rut her in the ass.
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wraps arms around neck
Have I ever complimented your eyes before? They’re like looking into gemstones. And I love the natural uni-stripe in your hair. It reminds me of my favorite car. You know why I’m pointing this out? Give ‘er a guess. It’s because you are my favorite. Now tell me a few things that you like about me. I told you a few things, so it’s your turn. You cuteiful bookworm that I can’t stop enjoying.