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DieselCrab
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@MorphinBrony  
Are you his promotion agent or something? Why are you promoting this idiot?
DieselCrab
Fifth Yacht -
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#1 Rated Salesman1997
DieselCrab
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#1 Rated Salesman1997
T-Storm…  
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Xari
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

Tired Moon Mom
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@C Money  
Yeah, from what I hear they’re not that great. They have to put them in about an hour before sex, so it’s not something that can be spur of the moment like a man’s condom.
 
@jetdrive  
I have no idea where they’re available. I’ve never seen them on a pharmacy shelf, so they might be special order.
@P3FOYFN  
I’ve never even heard of that. They sell that at walgreens?
@Background Pony #0D3B  
I am! And as it was an accident, but Dashie and I have been talking about having a kid for a while now. This is a big hit, but it’s going to be a-okay because it’s made from our flesh and blood. It will be loved no matter what. It has the element of loyalty as it’s mother, and a large bright Eagle Scout for a father. If it follows after what we teach and chooses the right paths, then it’ll turn out great.  
This is Corbin J. Money and Rainbow Dash sayin’ It’s all good!
Background Pony #7BA9
All right who the father
@P3FOYFN  
Sounds ineffective. I’d just ask her to use the pill.
@jetdrive  
A diaphragm is something different because it covers the cervix. A female condom is similar is shape to one for a man, but larger.
I’m not a fan of the pregnancy test edits, but the idea that someone is making them for enjoyment is fascinating.
 
@mrdoctorderpy  
I think it’s normally called a diaphragm, and it’s very rarely refered to as a female condom outside of a high school health class.
@Background Pony #3C8F  
>implying you weren’t also 2D during coitus
Background Pony #E4ED
So if I am a real human, and she is a cartoon, is our kid gonna be one of those pixar-esque 3d models?
These positive pregnancy test things are my nightmare.  
So is the extra pixel on both dimensions.
So… We now have a kid? A-a kid of our flesh and blood? That’s beautiful! Hold Me My Sweet Sweet Dashie!  
caught by RD and cries liquid pride on shoulders
so fresh and funny
RainbowDash69
Eden Shallowleaf - For ing the site
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
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Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Perfect Pony Plot Provider - er of 10+ images with 350 upvotes or more (Questionable/Explicit)
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Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
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Siiiix seeeeven!!
shit.
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@mrdoctorderpy  
Geezooz, the technology these days.
@Background Pony #DD92  
They do make female condoms
Background Pony #522C
@mrdoctorderpy  
B-but mom says girls don’t have pee-pee’s.
Background Pony #522C
@mrdoctorderpy  
M-maybe…