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Background Pony #C72E
I thought the conversation implied either castration or a penectomy, not erectile dysfunction as the tags state.  
Still pretty funny though.
Background Pony #1974
This is pretty pathetic. Why didn’t you just post “Flash Sentry died on the way back to his home planet”?
@Shepherd
 
Why?
 
It ends a little soon to be sure, but I don’t think this is Twilight being an insensitive pervert. I think its totally the opposite.
 
Flash bemoans the fact he can’t please a mare anymore, since an injury seems to have rendered him neuter. Thats why he hasn’t taken Twilight up on her offer. Twilight is saying she doesn’t care he doesn’t have a dick, there’s still other stuff they can do together. She’s still interested in him despite his injury. He can still please this mare.
 
That’s not perverted. That’s irable. If all she wanted was a fucktoy, she’d find another stallion.
 
I think most guys in his situation would prefer to have some kind of physical relationship with a woman. Throwing up their hands (hooves?) and saying ‘oh well, never doing physical intimacy again in my life’ is the ultimate surrender to despair.
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I want coffiee
OFF WITH HER HEAD!!!!