Woman: [speaking through closed door] Yes?
Voice: (mumbling) Mrs. Arlsburgerhhh?
Woman: Who?
Voice: (mumbling) Mrs. Johannesburrrr?
Woman: Who is it?
Voice: [pause] Flowers.
Woman: Flowers for whom?
Voice: [long pause] Plumber, ma’am.
Woman: I don’t need a plumber. You’re that clever pony, aren’t you?
Voice: [pause] Candygram.
Woman: Candygram, my foot! You get out of here before I call the police! You’re the pony, and you know it!
Voice: Wait. I-I’m only a miniature horse, ma’am.
Woman: A miniature horse? Well… Okay. [opens door]
[cue them from Equus]
‘‘Do you wanna build a snowpony?’’
The way she hittin’ that door, it looks like the next line would be “ ‘cuz i’ll kill you if you dooonnn’t…”
I knew someone would say that