I will take them in… And do two terrible, terrible things to them. Things that are so horrible they’d make “Apple Acres Massacre” look like G3. Things so terrible that the author of “Cupcakes” will have nightmares. Things so unthinkable, that if I tried to publish them, libertarians would cry for censorship.
I would…
Teach them science and make cheesy puns a lot.
And on days when I make cheesy dishes like macaroni, the puns will be especially bad, so much so that they’ll know what’s for dinner just by them.
You monster!
I would…
Teach them science and make cheesy puns a lot.
And on days when I make cheesy dishes like macaroni, the puns will be especially bad, so much so that they’ll know what’s for dinner just by them.
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-Lumino