One thing I could never stand was to see a filthy dirty drunky howling away at the filthy songs of her mothers and going blurp blurp in between as it might be a filthy orchestra in her stinking rotten guts.
Glimmer: Oh, my God! You can only do magic when you’re drunk!
Trixie: Now that’s not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to Twilight when I’m drunk!
It came out of my hat XD. It was the first thing l thought.
My inner Goddess is doing backflips right now.
Drinking telegram was so cute XD
‘Cause l drank enough to kill a horse, l’m finally fucking drunk.
“from who?”
“Dr.Drunkasfuck”
wich is why i love it more
“You know, for kids!”
“Any of you that think ye’re better ‘n me you’re gon’ have another thing c-…”
I’m gun kill you and I’m gun keep killin’ ya til you’re dead.
Gives an internet
Trixie: What I lick is none of your business!
But can you kick Twilight’s ass?
Trixie: Now that’s not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to Twilight when I’m drunk!
Starlight:“Are you drunk?”
Trixie (serous expression):“Not drunk enough.”
The “Great and Powerful Tipsie”… perfect!