I sexually identify as an attack helicopter

@Valikdu
 
Brotherrr!
 
It’s not my fault I got the recessive genes!

@AaronMk  
LIQUID

I like this Apache better.

Best suggestion yet.

@Valikdu  

 
… Brotheerrrrrr.

what?her vagina can be inserted a helicopter?

@Valikdu  
Damnit.  
I wasn’t going make the joke, but the knowledge that the opportunity was there was enthralling.

@cdcdrr  
A Hind D?!

So, do you date Hind Ds? I have a collection of air-to-surface missiles I want to show you.

I’d shoot a missile at you any day.

I wanna BRRRT her so hard…  

And given how many ponies she kills, she just might opt for transforming into one just so she can wreck her enemies even more!

“I sexually identify as an attack helicopter, and you will check your privilege, cis scum!”

I was hoping someone would do this!

@Litrojia  
taking in count lilpip lives in the end of ponymanity, this doesn’t sounds as crazy as one believes  
i know this is a copypasta, i’m just commenting

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

It seems me and Pip have more ahem “in common” than I thought.

I’ve always wanted a helicopter ride :^)