“Keep away from Pumpkinhead,
Unless you’re tired of living,
Her enemies are mostly dead,
She’s mean and unforgiving,
Laugh at her and you’re undone,
But in some dreadful fashion,
Vengeance, she considers fun,
And plans it with a ion,
Time will not erase or blot,
A plot that she has brewing,
It’s when you think that she’s forgot,
she’ll conjure your undoing,
Bolted doors and windows barred,
Guard dogs prowling in the yard,
Won’t protect you in your bed,
Nothing will, from Pumpkinhead!”
Edited
Oh yes, it is. Now we need a framed pic of this for Starlight’s dad.
@Dirty Bit
…and my first thought when I heard the line was, “Did…did I cause this?”
Total coincidence I’m sure, but yes, I’m fairly certain this is a case of ‘Hilarious in Hindsight’!
Makes me wonder if this is hilarious in hindsight
When oh when will we get that option to upvote comments like this?
starlight’s_face = pumpkin
instead of this:
pumpkin = starlight’s_face
A spell gone awry.
Unless you’re tired of living,
Her enemies are mostly dead,
She’s mean and unforgiving,
Laugh at her and you’re undone,
But in some dreadful fashion,
Vengeance, she considers fun,
And plans it with a ion,
Time will not erase or blot,
A plot that she has brewing,
It’s when you think that she’s forgot,
she’ll conjure your undoing,
Bolted doors and windows barred,
Guard dogs prowling in the yard,
Won’t protect you in your bed,
Nothing will, from Pumpkinhead!”
Also I want to make an Ogre Battle pumpkinheads joke, but yeah.
Starlight frequently harms others with magic, this feels like a taste of her own medicine.