Real evil villains don’t wash their extremities after using the bathroom

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Barry Tone
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
An Artist Who Rocks - 100+ images under their artist tag
Artist -

Needs to know Hebrew.
@ÜberReaktor
 
We need a new tag like “Eviler in hindsight.” Make it a bit silly.
ÜberReaktor
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
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Verified Pegasus - Show us your gorgeous wings!
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
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Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition

Military enthusiast pony
Considering recent events, that legit IS evil.
Badumsquish
Generic Messy Hair Anime Anon - Seen and done more than you can imagine
Kalianne - Derpi er
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
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@Dirty Bit  
The one thing she has going for her ability-wise is she’s good at infiltration. She can climb like a lamia and slip through cracks like a goo pony :D
Dirty Bit
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Thread Starter - Hazbin Hotel Thread [Possible NSFW/Dark]
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice

That's him, officer
@Otterhand
 
Hard to say
@Dirty Bit  
Who has to give her her pity battle?
Dirty Bit
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Thread Starter - Hazbin Hotel Thread [Possible NSFW/Dark]
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice

That's him, officer
@BarryFromMars
 
She’s like the Amoeba Boys on Powerpuff Girls: Ineffectual, yet will surprise you with a heinous action by accident.
Barry Tone
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
An Artist Who Rocks - 100+ images under their artist tag
Artist -

Needs to know Hebrew.
@Dirty Bit
 
And we all thought she was harmless…
Dirty Bit
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Thread Starter - Hazbin Hotel Thread [Possible NSFW/Dark]
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice

That's him, officer
@BarryFromMars
 
Too busy being pissed about current developments to make a decent joke
Barry Tone
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
An Artist Who Rocks - 100+ images under their artist tag
Artist -

Needs to know Hebrew.
Oh, so we found photographic proof of patient zero.
 
Why am I the first one to comment on this during the Corona virus’ run? Should this be considered “Hilarious in Hindsight,” considering the virus?
@Badumsquish  
Hmmmmm… I guess it’d be her eventual way to show how she can’t be trusted… well, as would be her intentions; to run off with them.
 
Hits a rock, cart flings all 40 cakes into her body, which actually keeps them warm for a long delivery, is praised for what she did.
 
… She settles with getting a medal and drawing a little frowny-face on it, meant towards government property… eeeven though it’s not officially government-made. :P
Badumsquish
Generic Messy Hair Anime Anon - Seen and done more than you can imagine
Kalianne - Derpi er
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
Different Timelines, Same Faces - Celebrated the 15th anniversary of MLP:FiM!
Friendship Games 10th Anniversary - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Friendship Games!
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Cutest Little Devil - Celebrated the 14th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Rainbow Rocks 10th Anniversary: Aria Blaze - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Rainbow Rocks!
Celestial Glory - Helped others get their OC into the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.

ᗡ: 📶 📡
@ShimmeringStallion  
Why do you think I dumped her in Pinkie Pie’s hooves? :D
Dirty Bit
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Thread Starter - Hazbin Hotel Thread [Possible NSFW/Dark]
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice

That's him, officer
You know, I just realized; if she’s playing the role of Lex Luthor… Why not throw in another Luthor-reference?
 
full
 
She’d totally steal cakes… though they’d have bombs in them. Or poison. Or were just insufficiently baked.
Background Pony #F652
that doesn’t make them evil taffy just saying
@Napsack  
I only listen to amazing music, thank you very much… :P
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why
@Dirty Bit
… is it ever gonna stop?
 
This feels like the perfect time to quote some Vanilla Ice.
@Dirty Bit  
Oh yeah?
 
pokes with a stick, sees endless stream of cocaine fall from trenchcoat
 
… is it ever gonna stop?
Dirty Bit
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Thread Starter - Hazbin Hotel Thread [Possible NSFW/Dark]
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice

That's him, officer
@Otterhand
 
Joke’s on you, I’m clean :U
Holy balls, a Morgan Proctor Akaname XD
 
Then Dirty Bit was tackled down by Akaname as she screams “DIRTY BIT DIRTY DIRTY BIT!” follow by loud sloppy licking sounds. My opinion they were asking for it with that name.
Dirty Bit
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Thread Starter - Hazbin Hotel Thread [Possible NSFW/Dark]
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice

That's him, officer
@Otterhand
 
Holy balls, a Morgan Proctor Akaname XD
@ShimmeringStallion  
I want to see Akaname acting like that bureaucrat lady from futurama all professional then goo pony spills something. “DIRTY GOO DIRTY DIRTY GOO!”
Seeing this again, I can almost imagine the next frame being the Akaname suddenly rushing in front of her, licking her lips.
 
“Y-You can’t lick my hooves… I’m a goo-pony!”  
“I’ll take what I can get…”  
“… I’ll wash.”  
“BAH!”
. . . K.
redweasel
Duck - "someone befriended them, saved them, coaxed them out of their shell, and showed them that sex is nothing to be afraid of. I’m kind of envious of that rape victim"

Fuzzbutt
and self cleaning!