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@Meanlucario  
Does he bite hard or gently?
Background Pony #15C8
@lolocs  
silky strings: NOOOO IMPOSSIBLE!!!!
Background Pony #ABBC
That raep faic that Anon is making as he opens the door REALLY doesn’t jive with what he’s saying, lol.
I know anon has the strength similar to kratos
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@EvilScotsman12  
…a-and a mop.
Background Pony #C48E
Considering that there are plenty of dangerous sentient creatures in Equestria willing to hurt you, claiming to be poisonous is probably a common strategy when a pony encounters a potentially hostile creature. I like to imagine that every fifth pony Tirek encounter during his magic-stealing rampage claimed to be poisonous.
Also who’s that new pony? Another OC? Is she even part of the cult? She doesn’t wear one of those fashionable cloaks.
 
The cheerful pastel colors and brightly colored cutie marks are aposematism.
raw19
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My Little Pony - 1992 Edition

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They’re going to beg him to eat them later, if you catch my meaning.
 
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They’re going to beg him to eat them later, if you catch my meaning.
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Heeeeeeeeeerrrreeeee’s Nonny!
@Dig Dug
 
@BigBuggyBastage  
They just might be gloves. They only wear them on their front hooves.
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Grass - ...has been touched
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Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Solar er - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
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My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
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Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

Go fsck yourself
@Dig Dug
 
Maybe they’re super-fancy hock protectors, or at least that’s the main function, and we’re seeing the nifty outer covering. Being horses, it’d make sense.
@Starswirl  
I’m still of the opinion those look more like socks than boots, what with the lack of soles and all.
Two more things:  
It’s interesting that this order includes in its official regalia sexy boots.  
I half-expect some of those ponies to trip, what with those dark hoods on their heads.
Hoofies

Crotchboobs addict
@template93  
well, considering Anon was able to goatse-i-fy a whole MOUNTAIN, a realistic reinforced door wouldn’t have made a big difference…
 
Also, magic wood
Dracorex

60's Bush Fan
Considering that there are plenty of dangerous sentient creatures in Equestria willing to hurt you, claiming to be poisonous is probably a common strategy when a pony encounters a potentially hostile creature. I like to imagine that every fifth pony Tirek encounter during his magic-stealing rampage claimed to be poisonous.
 
Also who’s that new pony? Another OC? Is she even part of the cult? She doesn’t wear one of those fashionable cloaks.
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Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition

Planeswalker — FoME
Poison would explain ponies’ bright color schemes…
I just noticed, Anon isn’t draining the color from Moonglow or the door when he touches them.
*reinforced siege door*
*thin enough for Anon to wrap his fingers around*
 
Ponies aren’t known for using heavy ordinance.
Anon has a sense of humor XD
*reinforced siege door*  
*thin enough for Anon to wrap his fingers around*