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Dirty Bit
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Thread Starter - Hazbin Hotel Thread [Possible NSFW/Dark]
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice

That's him, officer
Way to drop the important questions, Lyra XD
@Fimbulvinter  
Even then, they were as surprised as anyone to be the exception.
Fimbulvinter
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends

Winter is Here
@Dark Tail  
My guess would be none. Aside from the Twilight books, vampires are almost uniformly sterile.
IceKitsune
Non-Fungible Trixie -
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -

Pre-G4 Art Archivist
@Background Pony Number 17  
That really depends on what universe’s rules you are going by. And in real life it doesn’t exist so you can’t actually know for sure.
@IceKitsune  
Actually, the best thing you can do for a friend who’s turned undead is to kill them permanently. It is a curse, after all. You’d be freeing them from the horror of their unlife and letting their soul find some kind of rest.
Dark Tail
Pixel Perfection - Hot Pockets Spotted
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition

Writer of Culture
My first question would be how many times have you done it now and how many people in town are now related to you?
@IceKitsune  
Or how not to accidentally kill/harm/discomfort them with any of dozens of potential ways.  
Example: That removing her sunglasses thing from early on is not intuitive.
IceKitsune
Non-Fungible Trixie -
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -

Pre-G4 Art Archivist
@Stotter  
So the first thing you think to ask a friend who turns out to be a vampire (who saved your life and that of a kid) is “Hey, how do I kill you.” That is pretty cold tbh.
@IceKitsune  
My first thoughts were a rundown of the lore on weaknesses and their accuracy.
Background Pony #64C3
LAIII-RUH!
IceKitsune
Non-Fungible Trixie -
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -

Pre-G4 Art Archivist
Lol ok, that is likely high up there on my questions in this situation as well. Along with: Do you need to eat and drink and What is it like being immortal.