And it was not a hoof, but a hand, who was the last volunteer.
“I would be honored to becoming one with the Princess of the Sun.
Well, come on here, human. Congratulations for your self-denial.”
@Stotter
You’d think differently if you realized how delicious foal meat is in comparison.
It’s also a more effective means of population control. We can’t let ponies get overpopulated or we’ll have to open hunting season on them.
@headlessrainbow
But they’re still so young and they’re smaller so she needs more, so overall it’s a greater cost without any greater benefits. In short, a comparative dick move.
“I would be honored to becoming one with the Princess of the Sun.
Well, come on here, human. Congratulations for your self-denial.”
You’d think differently if you realized how delicious foal meat is in comparison.
It’s also a more effective means of population control. We can’t let ponies get overpopulated or we’ll have to open hunting season on them.
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But they’re still so young and they’re smaller so she needs more, so overall it’s a greater cost without any greater benefits. In short, a comparative dick move.
’nuff said
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[backs away slowly]