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Fifth Yacht -
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -

Memetic eldritch horror
Why eat one pie when she can sell it for enough money to buy ten pies
“I want your babies!”
AzriBoss
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Magnificent Metadata Maniac - #1 Assistant
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Fine Arts - Two hundred s with a score of over a hundred (Safe/Suggestive)
Perfect Pony Plot Provider - er of 10+ images with 350 upvotes or more (Questionable/Explicit)
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition

Fennekin The Firefox
From Season 1 to now she gave all pies to his stallionfriend Soarin
(Something about a soarindash joke)
@Spiritus Arcane  
“… Seriously? You coulda just asked then!”
Biker Dash

The Biker
That explains how Dashie can afford such an extravagant cloud-house
@Meanlucario  
That could be the whole point. And besides, those who make the episodes know better anyway.
Dirty Bit
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Thread Starter - Hazbin Hotel Thread [Possible NSFW/Dark]
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice

That's him, officer
Didn’t even think of this while watching the episode. What is wrong with me XD
 
@Meanlucario  
Still say that her just throwing away the special pie instead of giving it to the other Bolts was a dick move.
 
That goes without saying. I mean, it was good that she made up for her allotted lies in the end, but still.
 
@BigBuggyBastage
 
Or cake, for that matter :U
“Yeah…those aren’t the kind of ‘bits’ I’m after…”
I bet she arranged for Spitfire’s collision, and the reward was some of that sweet sweet pie she pretended to eat!
Meanlucario
Fifth Yacht -
Different Timelines, Same Faces - Celebrated the 15th anniversary of MLP:FiM!
Friendship Games 10th Anniversary - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Friendship Games!
Gold Trophy - A trophy worthy of a truly elite achievement hunter.
Cutest Little Devil - Celebrated the 14th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Rainbow Rocks 10th Anniversary: Aria Blaze - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Rainbow Rocks!
Nightmare in the Moon - Had their OC in the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.
Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
Solar Guardian - Refused to surrender in the face of the Lunar rebellion and showed utmost loyalty to the Solar Empire (April Fools 2023).

Time to get spooky
@Background Pony #54FA  
I know, but why not this one? She could have just dropped it off with a “Enjoy” note on it instead of throwing it away.
Background Pony #5508
@Meanlucario
 
@Background Pony #317A
 
But she did give some of her pies to the Wonderbolts. Go and rewatch the episode.
Background Pony #AF2C
@Meanlucario  
Agreed. I thought she was gonna give it to them.
BigBuggyBastage
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
Grass - ...has been touched
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Solar er - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

Go fsck yourself
I’m happy someone else had this thought. XD
 
Wonder if there are Pie Rehab Clinics in Equestria.
Meanlucario
Fifth Yacht -
Different Timelines, Same Faces - Celebrated the 15th anniversary of MLP:FiM!
Friendship Games 10th Anniversary - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Friendship Games!
Gold Trophy - A trophy worthy of a truly elite achievement hunter.
Cutest Little Devil - Celebrated the 14th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Rainbow Rocks 10th Anniversary: Aria Blaze - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Rainbow Rocks!
Nightmare in the Moon - Had their OC in the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.
Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
Solar Guardian - Refused to surrender in the face of the Lunar rebellion and showed utmost loyalty to the Solar Empire (April Fools 2023).

Time to get spooky
Still say that her just throwing away the special pie instead of giving it to the other Bolts was a dick move.
Now I’m thinking about a hypothetical where Dash is dating Soarin’ and she keeps up the canon pie ruse by also doing the romantic ruse of claiming the pies are from her as gifts and favors to him, making Pinkie her unwitting Cyrano, but with pies instead of words.
Revenant Wings
Wallet After Summer Sale -

Not-So-Stoic Royal Guard
Rainbow, how dare you? Feeding Soarin’s pie addiction like that…