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in the end
it doesn’t even matter
……
but i still got my hopes to life and friendship
Brass Melody
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
Gold Trophy - A trophy worthy of a truly elite achievement hunter.
Solar er - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -

Gas Loving Baritone Butt
Okay but what if I have a waifu of a GF who’s actually real?
Background Pony #6768
If she’d say ‘you’re not real’, that could be a funny little twist
swordcat9
Artist -

Op drama queen
Love, is an illusion to begin with…
Background Pony #5F97
It doesn’t matter if she’s not real. Caitlin loves everyone no matter what.
 
well, everyone except Tricia…
The Lucky Twos

「Sword and Shield Main」
@Moonatik  
Great.  
Now I’m even more depressed
Moonatik
Fifth Yacht -
Different Timelines, Same Faces - Celebrated the 15th anniversary of MLP:FiM!
Friendship Games 10th Anniversary - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Friendship Games!
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Cutest Little Devil - Celebrated the 14th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Rainbow Rocks 10th Anniversary: Sonata Dusk - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Rainbow Rocks!
Celestial Glory - Helped others get their OC into the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.
Nightmare in the Moon - Had their OC in the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt

PhD in yappanomics
@Diego”Dio”Brando  
Born just in time to be a part of this fandom, if that counts for anything.
The Lucky Twos

「Sword and Shield Main」
Born to early too have my waifu (and explore space)  
Born too late to be a Pirate or a cowboy…
 
Ehh
The Element of Honesty at her truest.
Cyan Lightning
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
Grass - ...has been touched
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Nightmare in the Moon - Had their OC in the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.
Solar er - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Princess of Love - Extra special version for those who participated in the Canterlot Wedding 10th anniversary event by contributing art.
Chaotic Little Trees - 1000+ images under their artist tag
Tree of Harmony - Drew someone's OC for the 2022 Community Collab
Elements of Harmony - Had an OC in the 2022 Community Collab

The Prodigy Unicorn
@BakedBeans  
I see it as “closer than best friend”.
BakedBeans
Wallet After Summer Sale -

Your fetish is weird
@Cyan Lightning  
Ok but like, if you act like you’re already a couple, wouldn’t that make you a couple already?
Cyan Lightning
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
Grass - ...has been touched
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Nightmare in the Moon - Had their OC in the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.
Solar er - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Princess of Love - Extra special version for those who participated in the Canterlot Wedding 10th anniversary event by contributing art.
Chaotic Little Trees - 1000+ images under their artist tag
Tree of Harmony - Drew someone's OC for the 2022 Community Collab
Elements of Harmony - Had an OC in the 2022 Community Collab

The Prodigy Unicorn
@BakedBeans  
It’s actually my best friend’s ponysona.
 
 
(The red one)
 
I and best friend is quite close. And I and her like to act like we are already a couple.
 
So yeah, screw you Applejack my waifu is real and love me :P
BakedBeans
Wallet After Summer Sale -

Your fetish is weird
@Cyan Lightning  
Now she’ll never love you for a different reason
Cyan Lightning
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
Grass - ...has been touched
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Nightmare in the Moon - Had their OC in the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.
Solar er - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Princess of Love - Extra special version for those who participated in the Canterlot Wedding 10th anniversary event by contributing art.
Chaotic Little Trees - 1000+ images under their artist tag
Tree of Harmony - Drew someone's OC for the 2022 Community Collab
Elements of Harmony - Had an OC in the 2022 Community Collab

The Prodigy Unicorn
Unless, if you have a real waifu like me :P
redweasel
Duck - "someone befriended them, saved them, coaxed them out of their shell, and showed them that sex is nothing to be afraid of. I’m kind of envious of that rape victim"

Fuzzbutt
@Background Pony #352D
 
yeah but they’re mostly guys
Background Pony #B86B
Even if your waifu isn’t real, the hundreds of people competing with you to win your waifu’s affection are very real. Isn’t that just crazy?
Scrounge
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Since the Beginning  -

nobody's favorite
…You think anyone real would ever love me? You’re hillarious, albeit in a depressing sort of way.
Well yeah. Thats LITERALLY what a waifu is!
Mr.Myoozik
StarTrix Forever! - Derpi er
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
Different Timelines, Same Faces - Celebrated the 15th anniversary of MLP:FiM!
Friendship Games 10th Anniversary - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Friendship Games!
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Cutest Little Devil - Celebrated the 14th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Rainbow Rocks 10th Anniversary: Aria Blaze - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Rainbow Rocks!
Celestial Glory - Helped others get their OC into the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.

Music Enthusiast
In other news, cars drive on the road!! Gasp
Prince Areo
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Solar er - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Ten years of changes - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of MLP:FiM!
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
Dream Come True! - Participated in the MLP 9th Anniversary Event
Wallet After Summer Sale -
A Tale For The Ages - Celebrated MLP's 35th Anniversary and FiM's 8th Anniversary

CALM DOWN LUNA!!
That never stopped me AJ. Time to learn some magic!
Scrounge
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Since the Beginning  -

nobody's favorite
…At least that means she’ll never hate me either…
redweasel
Duck - "someone befriended them, saved them, coaxed them out of their shell, and showed them that sex is nothing to be afraid of. I’m kind of envious of that rape victim"

Fuzzbutt
>applejack will never tell you that your waifu is not real, because she’s not real
 
Whiskey Drops

Johhnie
But.. Jackie yer my waifu…..
Spinny
Fifth Yacht -
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Pixel Perfection - Hot Pockets Spotted
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -

Resident Spin Fetishist
@Revenant Wings
 
Tulpas are glorified imaginary friends.
Background Pony #20B1
@Background Pony #9763  
That’s not how infinite universe theory works. Just because it’s infinite doesn’t mean it contains every possible thing.  
A set of every even integer is infinite, but you’re not going to find 3 in there anywhere.