I heard your complaints!
“I dont want to pay for Horsewife!”
“I cant afford that!”
Well fear not! Horsewife will still have a free option!
Horsewife Lite! All the same laughs as the full Horsewife!*
*some assets recycled
BUY IF YOU ARENT DIGGING HORSEWIFE LITE

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Background Pony #8004
The cringe is strong with this one.
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Reb4Ham
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@Shred_Hexstring  
looL
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Nightweaver20xx
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@redweasel  
One of the many heroes that we didn’t know we needed or deserved.
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Duck - "someone befriended them, saved them, coaxed them out of their shell, and showed them that sex is nothing to be afraid of. I’m kind of envious of that rape victim"

Fuzzbutt
I actually met the guy who made up the ffffffuuuuuuu face once.
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asdfghjkl

oh god dammit
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Marnssj
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test
Man this is awful, I can’t believe I unironically liked this kind of stuff ten years ago.
 
As an intellectual I can appreciate it for the satire that it is; it’s absurdly bad on purpose.
 
Also loss.jpg
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Nightweaver20xx
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Evil
@monolyth  
Now what I’m with isn’t “it,” and what’s “it” seems weird and scary to me. It’ll happen to you.
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Legendary
I used to be with it. Then they changed what “it” was.
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AaronMk
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Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Flower Trio - Helped others get their OC into the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Crystal Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Tree of Harmony - Drew someone's OC for the 2022 Community Collab
Elements of Harmony - Had an OC in the 2022 Community Collab
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Verified Pegasus - Show us your gorgeous wings!
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
Philomena - For helping others attend the 2021 community collab
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
The Magic of Friendship Grows - For helping others attend the 2020 Community Collab
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
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Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.
A Really Hyper Artist - 500+ images under their artist tag
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Helpful Owl - Drew someone's OC for the 2018 Community Collab
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Sky funeral
@Nightweaver20xx
 
Is it what Betsy DeVos wants for America, then?
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Nightweaver20xx
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@edvd  
No, it’s an alternative charter school.
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@Nightweaver20xx
 
the meme academy is not an accredited organisation
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Brass Melody
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
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Gold Trophy - A trophy worthy of a truly elite achievement hunter.
Solar er - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
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Gas Loving Baritone Butt
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Background Pony #DB06
Le Reddit? Le sigh.
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Dirty Bit
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Thread Starter - Hazbin Hotel Thread [Possible NSFW/Dark]
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
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That's him, officer
@Angrybrony  
it’s beautiful.
 
@Mortykins  
Now, THIS is shitposting!
 
These XD
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Reykan
Equality - In our state, we do not stand out.
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice

Look, a distraction!
@Mortykins  
That Anikin pic was the first thing to come to mind, even before i reached the comments…
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Mortykins
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Horsing Around
Now, THIS is shitposting!
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Angrybrony
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
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Rainbow Rocks 10th Anniversary: Adagio Dazzle - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Rainbow Rocks!
Nightmare in the Moon - Had their OC in the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Perfect Pony Plot Provider - er of 10+ images with 350 upvotes or more (Questionable/Explicit)
Elements of Harmony - Had an OC in the 2022 Community Collab
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Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Thread Starter - The Nerd Out Thread

🔥Sunset is best girl🔥
it’s beautiful.
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Shred_Hexstring
Elements of Harmony - Had an OC in the 2022 Community Collab
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Itty Bitty Pony
omfg this is loss
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Nightweaver20xx
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Evil
I predict this will get many downvotes and that TJ will be voted out of the Meme Academy.
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